05-14-2009, 07:18 AM
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05-14-2009, 08:24 AM
When a man says no he really means eat my face off.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
05-14-2009, 08:30 AM
He was asking for it. I mean look at the way he was dressed. You can't look that tasty and not want to be eaten by a jaguar.
05-14-2009, 09:12 AM
This is why imitating Roy Horn is bad.
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
05-14-2009, 10:31 AM
1. "I wanna kiss you!"
2. "It's not just a mint. It's a Tic Tac." 3. Axe body spray. Bring out the animal in her.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
05-14-2009, 11:53 AM
Man! the cougars are out tonight!
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