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Winner gets the hot Asian chick
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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This fight for what we hope is a girl, is brought to you by the world's skinniest chicken legs and the world's largest hemarrhoid.
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"
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admin Wrote:Winning LARPer gets the hot Asian chick to simulate sex with.
You left out some key words
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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Loser gets the girl. Winner gets to keep larping
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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It's called sunlight people . . . geez.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Is the dude in the back wearing a fake cock?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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admin Wrote:Is the dude in the back wearing a fake cock?
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Holy bat balls Biff! I believe you are correct. :wtf:
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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dude in pants - "Hey she's my real doll."
dude in boxer briefs with a fake cock on - "We agreed, I pay half i get to use her half of the time."
--or--
dude in pants - "Hey she's my mail order bride."
dude in boxer briefs with a fake cock on - "We agreed, I pay half i get to use her half of the time."
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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kilowatter Wrote:admin Wrote:Is the dude in the back wearing a fake cock?
nah,...it's a loincloth made out of what appears to be burlap (or one of his moms wash towels). But he is sporting some pretty spiffy tinfoil armor for his battle. :thumbup: :lol:
ah so you are the guy wearing the pants that means...
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]