07-31-2009, 08:08 AM
Another from Biff
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07-31-2009, 08:08 AM
Another from Biff
07-31-2009, 08:17 AM
After swimming in the crystal blue Carribbean sea, the honeymoon continues later that evening.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
07-31-2009, 08:24 AM
Quote:...When you love some....thing?Kid Rock for those who don't know
07-31-2009, 08:37 AM
This has Joe Stunt written all over it.
Sir, they're not going to allow you to...break the law
07-31-2009, 12:08 PM
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
07-31-2009, 12:20 PM
Actually, this is how it looks in those trojan commercials when the guy doesn't buy the condom.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
07-31-2009, 05:05 PM
How to tell when a pig is uncomfortable with your advances, 101.
There's a 'pork' joke in there somewhere, but I'm not goin' near it. ilent:
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
08-01-2009, 08:24 AM
Mmmmmmm..... Make'in Bacon.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
08-02-2009, 10:26 AM
She's putting the stick in the corn dog before it's even cooked!
That's what she said.
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