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I have no idea if you're an Eagles fan or not, but you're from Philly (or nearby, rather), so here's your cake. Hope you like buttercream frosting.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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well I am and will always be from philly no matter where i live, even if i am now residing in steev's old hood...
and anyone who is from philly bleeds green even if they do not like football. If they don't then they are probably inbred....
Thanks
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[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Hope you have a great birthday!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
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HBD
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Happy Birthday
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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I'm going to pretend I am not bitter for everyone missing my birthday....really no big deal
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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^ i didn't forget, i got you the same thing as last year. and happy belated to you.
and...HAPPY D-DAY P-MIKE!!
also, to everyone else i missed
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Happy birthday Mike!!
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