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#1
07-24-2008, 08:10 AM
can't wait to hear some of his old grd bits at 10:00!
it's going to be the highlite of my week.
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#2
07-24-2008, 08:17 AM
Getting laid is the highlight of my week, but this will be a close second
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#3
07-24-2008, 08:19 AM
wienerpoopie Wrote:Getting laid is the highlight of my week,

Probably not for the cat.
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#4
07-24-2008, 08:20 AM
Dog stupid
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#5
07-24-2008, 08:25 AM
On the LAV website (under his bio) it says that he came up with the "Jim Shorts" character while working in Chicago.
The real shame is that the fat, self-deluded a-hole believes that crap.
I can't wait for this segment.
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#6
07-24-2008, 08:43 AM
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wienerpoopie Wrote:Getting laid is the highlight of my week,

Probably not for the cat.

I have tears running down my cheeks.
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07-24-2008, 08:45 AM
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Fistor Wrote:Probably not for the cat.

I have tears running down my cheeks.

I hear that. I'm thinking about calling the ASPCA.
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07-24-2008, 08:49 AM
Even George bush hates you
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#9
07-24-2008, 09:10 AM
I've had to take a dump for the past 45 minutes, but I can't because I've been waiting for this stupid segment.
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#10
07-24-2008, 09:18 AM
here it comes!
(not a sexual reference)
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#11
07-24-2008, 09:18 AM
Interesting that the quoted Tigers/Royals score from 25 years ago was the same score against the same team last night.
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#12
07-24-2008, 09:19 AM
"Jim Shorts" back then sounds like the Chicago Bozo.
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#13
07-24-2008, 09:19 AM
Kevin Mathews is as much of a tool now...as he was back then
laughing way to hard listening to it
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#14
07-24-2008, 09:20 AM
Admin Wrote:Interesting that the quoted Tigers/Royals score from 25 years ago was the same score against the same team last night.

ya that is soo Effing funny haha
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07-24-2008, 09:22 AM
This is horrible.... what a car crash...
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#16
07-24-2008, 09:22 AM
Fistor Wrote:I've had to take a dump for the past 45 minutes, but I can't because I've been waiting for this stupid segment.

been stuck here..waiting also...glad i'm not the only loser, lol
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#17
07-24-2008, 09:24 AM
i'd say the boys kicked Kevin ass..hands down..maybe now he'll shut the F* up
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#18
07-24-2008, 09:26 AM
They let him off easy IMO. I wonder if there would be legal issues with splicing his "new" stuff with the old stuff to show how much of a dead horse it is.
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07-24-2008, 09:31 AM
Admin Wrote:They let him off easy IMO. I wonder if there would be legal issues with splicing his "new" stuff with the old stuff to show how much of a dead horse it is.
thats a legal battle i'd give money to..
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07-24-2008, 11:29 AM
haha i like biffs idea, see which one is worse lol
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#21
07-24-2008, 11:57 AM
People actually like that crap? That was awful, I can't see how anybody could listen to Kev on a regular basis.
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#22
07-24-2008, 12:03 PM
potthole Wrote:People actually like that crap? That was awful, I can't see how anybody could listen to Kev on a regular basis.

In all fairness, everything in the 80's sucked.

Ain't that right, Pee Wee?

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#23
07-24-2008, 02:03 PM
OMG! What a tool, that sounded like something my 2 year old would listen to. Kevin "i am the greates" Mathews sounds like a talking weiner underwater trying to get some air. Thanks FBHW for kicking the effing shit out of him in segment 16!
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07-24-2008, 02:20 PM
Fistor Wrote:
potthole Wrote:People actually like that crap? That was awful, I can't see how anybody could listen to Kev on a regular basis.

In all fairness, everything in the 80's sucked.

Ain't that right, Pee Wee?

"Yeah that's right fistor. Hey you have any extra skin lotion I can borrow?"

That would be a descent excuse, but his show is even worse now
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07-24-2008, 02:31 PM
Is the audio available anywhwere?
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07-24-2008, 02:36 PM
mayorofawsometown Wrote:Is the audio available anywhwere?

Yes, buy a podcast. $3 and you'll get all of this week's shows.
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07-24-2008, 02:37 PM
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mayorofawsometown Wrote:Is the audio available anywhwere?

Yes, buy a podcast. $3 and you'll get all of this week's shows.

Buy it now, get in September. >Sad
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07-24-2008, 02:39 PM
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Admin Wrote:Yes, buy a podcast. $3 and you'll get all of this week's shows.

Buy it now, get in September. >Sad

My link came within 36 hours.
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07-24-2008, 02:52 PM
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houseboat Wrote:Buy it now, get in September. >Sad

My link came within 36 hours.

yea, i got mine pretty quick too.
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07-24-2008, 03:09 PM
I guess I should re-phrase that... is there FREE audio available anywhere?
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07-24-2008, 03:11 PM
What kind of audio?
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#32
07-24-2008, 03:16 PM
Admin Wrote:Interesting that the quoted Tigers/Royals score from 25 years ago was the same score against the same team last night.

Thats a freebeer ism.....pulling a totally obscure background sports point out of something else.

you and freebeer are like the rain man....

37, 37, 37, you have 37 stripes on your shirt......white sox uniforms have 37 stripes too..37, 37
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07-24-2008, 03:18 PM
Or you could go to ESPN for game highlights
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#34
07-24-2008, 03:18 PM
i thought the Kevin Matthews thing was all build up and not as funny as they thought...

I would of rather heard more About Zane screwing up his life and bathroom and misfortunes
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07-24-2008, 03:23 PM
mayorofawsometown Wrote:I guess I should re-phrase that... is there FREE audio available anywhere?

No sir. It's copyrighted material.
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07-24-2008, 03:41 PM
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Admin Wrote:Interesting that the quoted Tigers/Royals score from 25 years ago was the same score against the same team last night.

Thats a freebeer ism.....pulling a totally obscure background sports point out of something else.

you and freebeer are like the rain man....

37, 37, 37, you have 37 stripes on your shirt......white sox uniforms have 37 stripes too..37, 37

I want answers from the moderators!! Who was banned? Why were they banned? Tell me now you censoring nazi prick!
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07-24-2008, 08:11 PM
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Thats a freebeer ism.....pulling a totally obscure background sports point out of something else.

you and freebeer are like the rain man....

37, 37, 37, you have 37 stripes on your shirt......white sox uniforms have 37 stripes too..37, 37

I want answers from the moderators!! Who was banned? Why were they banned? Tell me now you censoring nazi prick!

what the eff are you talking about?
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07-24-2008, 09:27 PM
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Admin Wrote:I want answers from the moderators!! Who was banned? Why were they banned? Tell me now you censoring nazi prick!

what the eff are you talking about?
Do I really have to explain the humor of this?
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07-25-2008, 06:50 AM
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Brian Wrote:what the eff are you talking about?
Do I really have to explain the humor of this?


yes, explain
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#40
07-25-2008, 07:46 AM
mayorofawsometown Wrote:I guess I should re-phrase that... is there FREE audio available anywhere?

There's free audio all around us, if we'd only open our ears and hear it.



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