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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 7:45 PM      
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so, what are the pros and cons of bringing a third person into the bedroom? and how far can you take it?

those of you who know me know i've been in a relationship for a loooong time. and well quite frankly sometimes it can get a little monotonous. so, what do you think of having another girl join us? is it safe for him to have sex with her too, or is that going to far. should it just be them both taking care of me? (my favourite option) i dunno, what do you think? any of you done it? what happens afterward?

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This message was edited by crx girl on 12-4-01 @ 10:43 PM
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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 7:47 PM      
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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 7:50 PM      
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CRX is there something we need to talk about?


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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 8:03 PM      
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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 8:07 PM      
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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 8:16 PM      
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3 always = More Gooder
Just look at me, Gonzo, and Alkey. Now that's HOT! ;)



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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 8:19 PM      
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Threeways in my book are a good thing - some people like to do them all the time, some once in a blue moon. The important thing about a threeway (from a couple's point of view) is that both people in the relationship are strong and mature enough to handle seeing their counterpart with another person right in front of them. Most threeways that go awry are due to the fact that one gets jealous of the other, which spurs many arguments, and leaves a bad taste in both their mouths (no pun intended) causing them never to do it again, and creating the "tension point" in the relationship.

If you and your partner want to spice up the scene, a lot of discussion is key, as well as being mentally and emotionally sure that you both want it.

Have I done it? Once, yes, and it was great - I still talk to one of the people from time to time. Would I again? Definitely, but now that I'm married I'm part of the couple, so its different (but interesting nonetheless). Life is too short to not enjoy it.


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This message was edited by hornygoatweed on 12-4-01 @ 9:01 PM
njstrawberry
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 8:25 PM      
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Well, we've been involved in that type of relationship and I can offer the following:

1. Don't do it just to add sparks to a relationship because it will just end up causing a fire. Make sure it is something you really want to do and feel you will enjoy.

2. You have to be secure in your relationship and with yourself. There is no sense in doing something like that if you already have no or little trust in your partner. If you have self esteem issues then deal with them first. Otherwise, you'll find yourself comparing yourself to the other woman and that only leads to arguments with your partner.

3. You have to discuss this in detail with your partner first and lay out ground rules. Such as are one of you "allowed" to carry on a second relationship with this 3rd party or is it both of you or nothing. In our case, it's us or nothing. Neither of us venture off alone with someone and kick the other to the curb.

We have had no major problems with this. We pick and choose the women in our lives very carefully. They are for the most part women we have long term relationships with. Never a one night stand, at least not with us but if that floats your boat go ahead. Always wear protection, regardless if the woman shows 10,000 documents that she is on the pill and std free. The last thing you need is having her come back months later pregnant. So, always take precautions.

Most importantly you have to have trust. There will be women that will be more interested in one of you than the other. You can't allow them to cause probs or arguments for you two. Like I said above, we're a package deal. All or nothing. There have been some who have been kicked to curb by me for trying to do this. I suggest you do the same in that event and not allow them to cause friction between you and your partner.

That's it for now. If you need anything Tricia, let me know and good lick...errr...I mean luck. :)

EDIT: I MEANT FEMALES, FEMALES, FEMALES, FEMALES, FEMALES, FEMALES, FEMALES...you get the point. lol

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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 8:45 PM      
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Berry, where can I pick up a form to fill out for this opportunity of a lifetime? :)




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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 8:51 PM      
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uhhh....Alkey...I think she forgot to mention the word female in her post.;)



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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 8:53 PM      
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Okay, besides me saying that NJStraw is amazing, lucky fuck NJP, I gotta say this........

2 guys and a girl....much gay factor

2 girls and a guy.....more gooder

I could never have a threesome in a relationship......just me....I'm sure it would get me jealous.:( Just something I couldn't deal with.


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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 8:57 PM      
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quote:

Berry, where can I pick up a form to fill out for this opportunity of a lifetime?

WHORE!
That does it! Looks like Gonzo and I will have to go look for another partner since you don't love us anymore. Any takers? ;)



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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:00 PM      
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quote:

uhhh....Alkey...I think she forgot to mention the word female in her post.


You've never seen me tuck it have you?

quote:

That does it! Looks like Gonzo and I will have to go look for another partner since you don't love us anymore. Any takers?


Whatever, you'll come crawling back, they always do.






Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:04 PM      
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quote:

You've never seen me tuck it have you?



Irish Alkey, one step close to faegget each post.


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:05 PM      
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quote:

what do you think of having another girl join us?



I don't care if you let a fucking walrus join you two in bed.


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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:05 PM      
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quote:

Whatever, you'll come crawling back, they always do.

That's what you think mister! I'm a strong, independant wo...., uh I mean man.



Out with the old, in with the new

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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:21 PM      
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I know a couple that tried the threeway thing. They're getting divorced now. Unless you are ready for any of the possible results, don't do it.


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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:17 PM      
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quote:

Just look at me, Gonzo, and Alkey. Now that's HOT!



::shudders::



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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 11:00 PM      
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After being w/ my GF for 5 1/2 yrs we had our first 3-way about 2weeks ago. Before i met my girl she had a couple lesbian experiences, but felt that because she loved me she could never bring another girl into out relationship. Unlike Strawberry, we found it to work out better with a 1-night stand rather then someone who is more personally involved in our lives. I actually would have been happy just watching my GF go at it w/ another girl, but this worked out even better then expected.

My experience was very unusual and quite unreal. My GF is not the type to go pick up a girl @ a club & is way too jealous to have me show up at home with a someone. Therefore, what wound up happening was very unexpected. 2 weeks ago, I took my GF to see one of our favorite porn stars, Janine Lindenmulder (YES JANINE) @ Stilettos. What happened was, for a large amount of $$$ you could get a Lap dance from Janine, and for a little more $$$ you could do this in a private room. Being that my GF is in love w/ her and that I am so desperate to see my Gf is a lesbian situation, $ was no option.

Anyway, we went into a private back area of the club and Janine asked if she was going to dance for both. I told her to focus on my GF only. I was sitting back for a little bit I was watching the best show of my life. Seeing my GF w/ one of the most famous Porn Stars in the world….I was in shock. All of a sudden, Janine started grabbing at my groin while she was making out w/ my girl. I was nervous because I thought she was going to be pissed, but she was so turned on with the situation she started pulling me into it.

We all started kissing each other and exploring with our hands and mouths. I took my girl’s pants off and was having sex w/ her while she going down on and making out with Janine. At no point did I have intercourse w/ Janine or had her perform oral on me. But It was still the most amazing night of my life.

The best way I could describe it is it was that same sort of Surreal feeling you get when you loss your virginity.

For the past 2 weeks I've felt like a King.

FYI: after it was over, i asked if she was still dateing Ricky Ratchman. She told me that they broke up and that he's a "meany". When i asked her what he was doing now adays, she told me he was a Car salesman in Los Angeles. (Fame is a Bitch)


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This message was edited by windowlck on 12-4-01 @ 11:13 PM
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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 11:09 PM      
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quote:

We all started kissing each other and exploring with out hands and mouths.


Toes and elbows?

But seriously, that's a fukin hot story dude, mind if I jerk-off while reading it? :)




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 11:15 PM      
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God my life is boring :)

My ex and I were seriously considering this as well, but it never panned out. I realized that I love(d) him way too much to see him with another woman and that it would without a doubt cause tension in our relationship. Now I know, if I were to ever do something like this I would either want to be the third person and not the couple, or with two people I was not involved with emotionally but physically attracted to. Good luck with whatever you do, just make sure you take every step to protect your relationship. Oh and have fun :)


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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 11:25 PM      
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Hell yes, go for it. And let us all know how it goes, in detail. Better yet, have your third party bring her digital camera... ;)

Seriously, from what I've heard on "Loveline", Dr. Drew would say don't do it, and Adam Carolla would say what the hell, have fun. I'd say make sure there's trust and understanding among all three of you before you try anything silly... but the digital camera should be involved in any case.


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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 11:37 PM      
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quote:

My ex and I were seriously considering this as well


How erotic would it be to stare at two people asleep on a bed?




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 11:50 PM      
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i think that it's good. of course i think the relationship has to be stable and trusting. of course there's going to be some jealousy, that's only human. but if you choose to go into a three some you have to understand the limits of the jealousy. and in addition the 3rd person has to understand her limits.

i would be okay with bringing in a female into my relationship (if i was in one) under certain circumstances (ie no intercourse with her.) and i'd also be willing to be a third person in a threesome.

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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 11:55 PM      
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LMAO That is the funniest fuckin' response I have seen in a while on this board - short and f'ng sweet...nice job Alk...


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