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| Wendy | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 4:22 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00  | click here lazy people *edit: Linked directly by FN Moron*  [email protected] This message was edited by FN Moron on 8-8-01 @ 4:31 PM | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 4:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Oooooh, sooooorrrrrry Wendy, but the link doesn't seem to be working. I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!  [email protected] People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 4:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | I guess I can stop taking notes on what I think my dog is saying. | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 4:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I dunno Fudge... I copy & pasted it no problem... Now if they could only make one of those to work for Newbie posts... Professional Slacker I should get paid for this crap... | ||||
| Lord Duvious | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 4:32 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | Mommy! Mommy! Guess what Spot is saying! Fuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkk  Proud Graduate of the AFDude Academy | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 4:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | For those not wishing to cut and paste into their browser: Aug 8 — Lots of dog owners talk to their pets, but let’s face it, it’s nearly impossible to really know what the furry friends are trying to say. Until now. The new “Bow-lingual†claims to be the world’s first dog interpreter, a handheld device that translates barks into words humans can understand. CREATED BY Japan’s third-largest toy maker, Takara Co Ltd, the device is smaller than a credit card and deciphers growls and yelps into six feelings — frustration, alarm, self-expression, happiness, sadness and desire. Depending on the type of bark, words pop up on the device display, such as “I can’t stand it,†or “How boring.†The device uses 200 words to describe a dog’s feelings and includes pictures on the pager-like devic — such as “happy†or “fun†with a smiling dog’s face. Similar to computerized voice-recognition for human speech, the Bowlingual matches barks with digital patterns of various barks preprogrammed into the device to translate pooch sounds into pronouncements like: “I’m arf-ully lonely. Please play with me more.†But beware of the temperamental puppy, who tells its owner that it is “annoyed†or “frustrated.†The device also produces a “Dog Diary.†After collecting data from a full day of barking, the diary describes how a dog felt during the day using 100 pre-programmed sentences.: “So many fun things today. What an ultra-happy day.†A microphone attached to the dog’s collar sends a voice-print via infra-red beams to the device, which has a small liquid crystal display that shows how the dog feels. LONG-DISTANCE DOG-CONVERSATIONS The device, which costs 12,800 yen - about $104 - will go on sale in Japan in February and may be exported later on, the company said. The product was developed in conjunction with the Japan Acoustic Lab and mobile phone contents provider Index Corp. “This is not about communication between two human beings, instead we asked ourselves if it was possible to communicate with animals... and our answer to that is that it is possible,†said Masami Ochiai, president of Index Corp. In a country where one in two people have a mobile phone, the company plans to upgrade the device so it can relay data to handsets, enabling owners to gauge their dogs’ moods even when they are out of the house. OK, the human race is officially too stupid to continue going on...when will it end?  We're all here Because we're not all there tonight | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 4:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Hey now, can I help it if I did cut and paste AND tried the link and still couldn't get the story, so I thank you Doc Smith for letting me in on the wonders of technology. Clearly this is what we should be focusing our vast scientific resources on! Screw cancer! And they'll probably sell a million of 'em. Ponderous I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!! [email protected] People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 4:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I know what my dog is always thinking--FOOD | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 4:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: When pigs fly. Oh shit, does that mean Grumpy's the anti-christ??  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at [email protected] Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 4:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | OAS - Remember when I promised I'd kill you last? I lied. The damn device still can't seem to tell me what my dog is saying when keeps trying to hump my leg.  Into each person's life a little pain must fall. I'm just here to administer it. | ||||
| Wendy | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 4:58 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Thank you! [email protected] | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 4:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: No Grumpy, I believe the article made it very clear when it said; “I’m arf-ully lonely. Please play with me more.†Red rocket, red rocket! o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at [email protected] Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 5:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Frumpy your to short to be quoting Arnold  AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 8:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I can understand my dog fine without this device He just keeps telling me to kill my parents But everyone's dog says that, right? We're all here Because we're not all there tonight | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 08-08-2001 @ 8:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: My dog tells me to kill you;) AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
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