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Sausage party! - Tenbatsuzen - 07-08-2003
The perfect woman for this thread is Lisa Croft.
Sausage party! - Rooner - 07-09-2003
Quote:Originally posted by fhore twentee
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
How many times did you have to edit \"fhore\" out of that statement?
only because I think it's actually worth explaining THIS particular edit...
you see, I originally typed "guest w/ vaginas" which would mean that the shelf was solely designated for guests with multiple vaginas...
seeing how THAT is just plain silly, I attached the plural forming "s" to both "guest" and NOT just "vagina".
so...yeah...put THAT in yo' pipe and smoke it.
and great job - you see that there is a fuzzy toilet cover but do nothing to remove it. nice. thanks. feel free to help Hottie decorate, Mr. Lowell.
Remove it hell, I pissed on it.
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Sausage party! - 60FeetUnderWater - 07-09-2003
well, thats better.
wait, did you at least REMOVE the fuzzy cover BEFORE pissing on it?
Sausage party! - tinymike - 07-09-2003
Rooner, metal - you twirps are just jealous that my dick gets through doorways 2 minutes before I do.
And since toronto is here, she can be the cleaning lady. Soooooomebody has got to clean the piss off the toilet seat and bathroom floor.
Wait.....we have a bathroom? I thought we were using the houseplants. Nevermind....hottie, get your ass out of here with the froo-froo drinks and pink lace curtains. The only lace we need around here is around your waist as you dance the pole. Now get naked woman while I crank up the classic stripper song - ZZTOP's "she got legs".....
Sausage party! - Metalfan - 07-09-2003
Quote:Originally posted by tinymike
Rooner, metal - you twirps are just jealous that my dick gets through doorways 2 minutes before I do.
Certainly the stench of your cheese does....as for the actual tool itself....there are serious doubts as to its actual existence :lol:
Sausage party! - Rooner - 07-09-2003
Quote:Originally posted by tinymike
Rooner, metal - you twirps are just jealous that my dick gets through doorways 2 minutes before I do.
Those who toot their own horn often play solo.
Sausage party! - 60FeetUnderWater - 07-09-2003
you need to sign a major fortune cookie fortune writing contract my friend. :lol:
Sausage party! - Toronto Hottie - 07-09-2003
Quote:Originally posted by tinymike
Rooner, metal - you twirps are just jealous that my dick gets through doorways 2 minutes before I do.
And since toronto is here, she can be the cleaning lady. Soooooomebody has got to clean the piss off the toilet seat and bathroom floor.
Wait.....we have a bathroom? I thought we were using the houseplants. Nevermind....hottie, get your ass out of here with the froo-froo drinks and pink lace curtains. The only lace we need around here is around your waist as you dance the pole. Now get naked woman while I crank up the classic stripper song - ZZTOP's \"she got legs\".....
Of course there's a bathroom you neanderthol. And the medicine chest is filled with tampons and other assorted feminine hygiene products. Curling iron, blowdryer, facial creams, makeup, etc etc. Silly ass!
Now shut off that racket and I'll get the Barbara Streisand cd out. Then we can all bake some cookies and watch Thelma and Louise.
:kiss:
Sausage party! - 60FeetUnderWater - 07-09-2003
*grabs heavy duty garbage bags, proceeds to clear out the medicine cabinet of useless itmes...*
all we need is some tussin' and any donotions of percocets, vicodins, etc in our med cabinet, thankyaverymuch.
Sausage party! - Rooner - 07-09-2003
Hottie, pipe down, put this on, and get to work. Theres a wet toilet seat cover that needs to be thrown out.
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