My list of things that suck

[Toronto Hottie]

Originally posted by Crack Hitler
i use baby wipes to
and for your info hottie, i was lucky enough to be born in the South, and attend private schools my whole life. that is why i know of the colour mauve, i also know about puce, and burnt sienna. and if you were referring to the u i put in to word colour, i put it there because it should be there, just like theatre, should be spelled re not er
thankyou and godbless

Yes, yes it should If you follow British spelling. As a Canadian, we still follow many British things. Up until a few years ago, we were still singing "God Save Our Queen" in our public schools. (ummm....maybe a decade gone actually).

As an American, that is NOT your spelling.

[Ladbag]

Originally posted by Crack Hitler
i almost forgot my old compaint that i have posted numerous times in the past

9), when i sit on the toilet and my penis falls in the water. that one really skeeves me out

Plunge the toilet already and it wont overflow to that point or just give it a minute to go down.

[Crack Hitler]

As an American, that is NOT your spelling

Just because i am an american, doesn't mean that i am ignorant enough to think that the american way is always the right way. I think the us has proven that point time and time again.

and my toilet is in fine working order, and its not just my toilet, it has happened at other peoples houses as well, and a few times at work

[The Brain]

Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
Yes, yes it should If you follow British spelling. As a Canadian, we still follow many British things. Up until a few years ago, we were still singing \"God Save Our Queen\" in our public schools. (ummm....maybe a decade gone actually).

As an American, that is NOT your spelling.

As Americans, we reserve the right to, at any time and point of our choosing, "adopt" foreign ideas, cultures, and habits as our own, with no acknowledgement of their original lineage. mug:

If you don't like it, tough canuckers to you.

<i>Originally posted by Crack Hitler</i>
and my toilet is in fine working order, and its not just my toilet, it has happened at other peoples houses as well, and a few times at work

I believe what Crack is hinting at is that the toilet water is not exactly <i>rising</i> to meet his dick... :o

[Ladbag]

Put the toilet seat down. the rest of us don't hover over the bowl, we sit on it. the round thing on the hinges is a "seat" if you operate this simple machine properly, you can actually rest your posterior on it, thus preventing any free swinging appendages from dipping into the water.

[Toronto Hottie]

Originally posted by Ladbag
Put the toilet seat dow. the rest of us don't hover over the bowl, we sit on it. the round thing on the hinges is a \"seat\" if you operate this simple machine properly, you can actually rest you posterior on it, thus preventing any free swinging appendages from dipping into the water.

Jesus h K....use common english man!!! That's a drunk post if I've ever seen one.

[Toronto Hottie]

Originally posted by Crack Hitler

As an American, that is NOT your spelling

Just because i am an american, doesn't mean that i am ignorant enough to think that the american way is always the right way. I think the us has proven that point time and time again.

and my toilet is in fine working order, and its not just my toilet, it has happened at other peoples houses as well, and a few times at work

I am fascinated by this statement.

Just because i am an american, doesn't mean that i am ignorant enough to think that the american way is always the right way. I think the us has proven that point time and time again.

How-so has the US proven that they don't believe their way is the right way time and time again?

[Crack Hitler]

Originally posted by Ladbag
Put the toilet seat down. the rest of us don't hover over the bowl, we sit on it. the round thing on the hinges is a \"seat\" if you operate this simple machine properly, you can actually rest your posterior on it, thus preventing any free swinging appendages from dipping into the water.

if anything, hovering would help with my problem as opposed to hinder it even further. hovering would raise me up even higher thus allowing me to shit without that other aforementioned problem. your whole argument about the toilet seat is asinine.

[Ladbag]

Originally posted by Crack Hitler

Originally posted by Ladbag
Put the toilet seat down. the rest of us don't hover over the bowl, we sit on it. the round thing on the hinges is a \"seat\" if you operate this simple machine properly, you can actually rest your posterior on it, thus preventing any free swinging appendages from dipping into the water.

if anything, hovering would help with my problem as opposed to hinder it even further. hovering would raise me up even higher thus allowing me to shit without that other aforementioned problem. your whole argument about the toilet seat is asinine.

Only if your balance and is impeccable. One false move and *sploosh.

[Crack Hitler]

How-so has the US proven that they don't believe their way is the right way time and time again?

well for one that is absolutly not what i said, please don't change my statements in order to make an argument for yourself.

what i said was basically, the united states has stuck its provebial foot in its mouth on more than one occasion, as have most countries. for you to conclude from my statement that all americans believe that the U.S. is always right, makes you an ignorant stereo-typing troglodyte.