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Canada vs the US
#1
Get the stupid, insulting shit out of my fucking thread asswipes, first off.

Real points please.

Do you guys have the "cop alert" signal? You know, when you pass a speed trap (cops sitting hidden trying to nail speeders), that you flash your highbeams at oncoming traffic to warn them?

It's universal here.

Also: how much can you speed before you get in trouble there? I asked GIP, but he's not a driver so didn't know. Here, stay JUST under 20 (kms) over, and they'll never pull you over.
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#2
Yes the flashing of high beams is done here. And if I remember correctly unless you're doing 10 mph over the limit or more, you're ok. Simply cause the cops can get more money out of you.
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#3
just don't flash your high beams at someone with their lights off,

odds are they are a gang member and will kill you.
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#4
I love you Hottie.


That's all that matters in this crazy upside down world.
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#5
how can you speed in Canada? isn't it one big sheet of ice?
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Quote:Originally posted by Hawt Baux
I love you Hottie.


That's all that matters in this crazy upside down world.

*sniff*

Don't play with my little feelings like that this time of the month. I get all sappy and shit and shit.

Sub sauce.................anybody? Anybody?

I ordered it on my sub when 46020somethingthefuckorother(mad love) drove me to the airport, at subway. You fellers are apparently deprived.

Or was it just NJ?
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#7
Fine i take it back then.

Bitch.
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#8
Yeah, there's definitely high-beam flashing. Don't get caught though, cause it's interfering with an officer, and that's bad.

Speeding depends on the road. 10 over is always a good estimate (actually safest is 9 over), but it depends. On a road where you know people routinely do 80-85 in a 55 (GS Parkway/NJ Turnpike), you can get away with more.

The 9-over rule is especially good in NJ 65-mph zones, because the fine print on the "fines doubled in 65-mph zone" law states that the fine is only doubled if you're doing 10+ over the limit.
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it's just NJ. As far as the Cannannanaada vs US thing? No comparison. You guys suck. We rule! But if you want to get technical with the pros and cons, here's a few:

Military - US: Strong Canadnnana: A bunch of guys named Dudly on horseback and funny red jackets that look like th ey have a broomstick stuck up their ass.

Culture - US: Endless. You name it, we got it. Candndnnaa: It doesn't count if it's in a petre dish.

Women - US: Much Hotter Candnnaa: Butch Lumberjack dykes and lipstick lesbos with an occasional hottie in between.

Sports - US: MLB, NFL, NHL, etc... Canoodda: Curling

Beer - US: Budweiser Cannnaapa: Moose Head

Weather - US: Every season possible. Cadannanda: My nipples froze and drop off every winter (which lasts 9 months of the year)

I'll stick to the good ol' US of A. Thank you very mooch.

The only good thing about Cadadnnada is this one hot girl that I know that slept with a pink pig at a party in Jersey. Other than that.....nothing worth mentioning.
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what's sub sauce??
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