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Bar-Fly HumoUr
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A guy walks into a bar and asks for the strongest shot the bartender can make, which he then slams down. Seconds later, he asks for another . . . and another . . . and another. Finally, the bartender stops him.
"Listen, I'm going to have to cut you off. What's the problem anyway? Girl trouble?"
"My wife and I had a fight," he replies.
"She said she's not talking to me for a week."
"These things blow over," says the bartender, attempting to console him.
"You don't understand. Today is the last day!"
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Bar-Fly HumoUr - by The Brain - 05-31-2003, 05:22 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by reefdwella - 05-31-2003, 05:24 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by Ants in My Pants - 05-31-2003, 05:39 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by Silera - 05-31-2003, 05:42 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by Ants in My Pants - 05-31-2003, 05:51 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by Ninny - 05-31-2003, 05:52 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by Ants in My Pants - 05-31-2003, 05:55 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by Ninny - 05-31-2003, 05:58 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by reefdwella - 05-31-2003, 06:01 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by IrishAlkey - 05-31-2003, 06:01 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by The Brain - 05-31-2003, 06:08 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by reefdwella - 05-31-2003, 06:10 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by The Brain - 05-31-2003, 06:12 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by Ninny - 05-31-2003, 06:34 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by The Brain - 05-31-2003, 06:45 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by Ants in My Pants - 05-31-2003, 06:57 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by IrishAlkey - 05-31-2003, 07:05 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by IrishAlkey - 05-31-2003, 07:09 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by Ninny - 05-31-2003, 07:17 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by IrishAlkey - 05-31-2003, 07:48 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by Ninny - 05-31-2003, 07:49 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by Ants in My Pants - 05-31-2003, 07:52 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by IrishAlkey - 05-31-2003, 07:53 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by Ninny - 05-31-2003, 07:53 AM
Bar-Fly HumoUr - by bnakedlady - 06-01-2003, 02:49 AM

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