My list of things that suck

[Ladbag]

Originally posted by Crack Hitler

Originally posted by Ladbag
Put the toilet seat down. the rest of us don't hover over the bowl, we sit on it. the round thing on the hinges is a \"seat\" if you operate this simple machine properly, you can actually rest your posterior on it, thus preventing any free swinging appendages from dipping into the water.

if anything, hovering would help with my problem as opposed to hinder it even further. hovering would raise me up even higher thus allowing me to shit without that other aforementioned problem. your whole argument about the toilet seat is asinine.

Only if your balance and is impeccable. One false move and *sploosh.