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- GonzoStyle - 03-30-2002
You always wanted to be the bun on seans meat... admit it!!!
Stop playing your english mind games!!!!
- crx girl - 03-30-2002
i don't think i'm the one playing the game here mistar
- GonzoStyle - 03-30-2002
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td bgcolor="#000000" valign="middle" align="left"><font face="Verdana" color="#ffffff" size="1">spoiler:</font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#000000" valign="middle" align="left"><font face="Verdana" color="#000000" size="2">Yes, it is true... I'm the one who really wants to fuck you.</td></tr></table>
- crx girl - 03-30-2002
yay :loveya:
- Galt - 03-30-2002
"Did we have sex?"
- Sean Cold - 03-30-2002
Galt Wrote:"Did we have sex?"Oh, yeah, that fuckin sucks. I have gotten that the next morning but most chicks I am with aren't stupid enough to ask mne that in the midst of sex. I would kick her right in her fuckin grill.
twice.
- Sephiroth - 03-30-2002
"Are you a Bad Enough Dude to rescue the president?"
- GonzoStyle - 03-30-2002
<table style=filter:glow(color=WHITE)>SEPH = WHITE SHAFT</table>
Edited By GonzoStyle on Mar. 30 2002 at 5:56
- Rape Fantasizer - 03-30-2002
I'm sure I'll come up with something later, but the thing that sticks out now is something he said after sex. We were finished for all of 30 seconds when he started talking about everyone else he's had sex with.
Another time in high school, this boy was fingering me and goes, "Shhhh, if you listen, it makes a noise." URGH
- LZMF1 - 03-30-2002
Rape Fantasizer Wrote:Another time in high school, this boy was fingering me and goes, "Shhhh, if you listen, it makes a noise." URGHROFLMAO!!!
- Silera - 03-31-2002
"I want to do you in the peanut butter"
- crx girl - 03-31-2002
Silera Wrote:"I want to do you in the peanut butter"what? :confused: :roflmao:
- barch97 - 03-31-2002
Rape Fantasizer Wrote:"Shhhh, if you listen, it makes a noise."What? Like a kazoo?
- Maynard - 03-31-2002
Silera Wrote:"I want to do you in the peanut butter"What the fuck is the peanut butter?? I've been with a few women, I was married, and NEVER, I mean NEVER have I seen any peanut butter on any of them.
- Silera - 03-31-2002
I believe he may have wanted to do anal, but if you have the balls to request anal then you should just ask to fuck me in the ass and I would respect that and possibly oblige.
Then again, maybe he wanted to rub peanut butter all over me which still would have killed the mood... :confused:
- Hosp - 03-31-2002
Quote:I believe he may have wanted to do anal, but if you have the balls to request anal then you should just ask to fuck me in the ass and I would respect that and possibly oblige.
Silera, can I fuck you in the ass?
Edit: I forgot to post one I had:
"You're not going to tell anybody about this?"
Edit- Take off every "quote"!
Edited By Sephiroth on Mar. 30 2002 at 11:00
- Sir O - 03-31-2002
Quote:"Did we have sex?"That reminds me of the one time, the morning after the deed was done, she says, "My ass hurts. Did you fuck me in the ass?"
The strange thing is, I didn't. Not that time at least...
- inkgrrrl - 03-31-2002
he permaturaly finishes.... "im hungry" gets up and promptly goes to the kitchen... im still in the bed going.. "but, im not.... uhhhh"
- JIMMYSNUKA - 04-01-2002
sorry but seeing "sex talk" as the part of the thread...and inkslop as the last member who posted...did more than make me hurl...i actually slit one of my wrists...im just waiting ........t...o.....................bla..........c.......k...........ooo.............u.t....
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- OAS - 04-01-2002
Quote:My all time greatest lame comment came from so slug I met off the other board:Sean did Sluggo?? That's just sick!
Wow, I can't believe I am in bed with Sean Cold.