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for your next birthday gift idea - GonzoStyle - 02-21-2006
Get this snazzy little gadget, perfect gift for that "I'm on the internet waaaay too much" friend. If shopping for me, I'd prefer the mocha lady, ultra tight.
- Danked - 02-21-2006
Be sure to hide a dollar in it.
- GonzoStyle - 02-21-2006
Is it me or does the "mouth" look like a dudes mouth, or has it just been waaaay to long for me?
- Danked - 02-21-2006
Non Descript.
For those that can admit that this is the best they'll ever do.
- Mad - 02-21-2006
No way would I ever get a pink one, mocha is so fine. How the fuck do you clean those suckers, just stick it in the dishawasher?
- Danked - 02-21-2006
Never use your hands again... errr... except to hold it!
- Goatweed - 02-21-2006
my b-day is this week - I can't wait to get one of these now!
- HedCold - 02-21-2006
i think gonzo just posted this because he liked the video
- Danked - 02-21-2006
I think he's just trying to give me an idea for next year.
- Mad - 02-21-2006
The shaved razor burned balls was too much. I liked when the chick was fingering it, that was hot.
- HedCold - 02-21-2006
Danked Wrote:I think he's just trying to give me an idea for next year.do that have one with a swastika across the top?
- Galt - 02-21-2006
I challenge their assertation that it's "better than the real thing"
- Goatweed - 02-21-2006
it's never too early to Christmas shop.
- Keyser Soze - 02-21-2006
<a href="http://www.realdoll.com">pffffft</a>
- GonzoStyle - 02-21-2006
The video didnt load for me
- Goatweed - 02-21-2006
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
- GonzoStyle - 02-21-2006
I swears but I did read the testimonials.
Testimonials
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I am an ordained pastor, PHd, successful businessman, martial artist, father of seven, satisfied husband. The product was a challenge for me intellectually and morally until I thought it through, then I realized that a quality surrogate was a great solution to an ancient problem - the feeling of freedom, the release of guilt, the incredible sensation - just telling it like it is.
- Goatweed - 02-21-2006
so how many did you order?
- GonzoStyle - 02-21-2006
I wish, I don't have a credit card.
but I don't get this testimonial
Quote:I just got my FL today, couldn't wait to get home and try it. I got the pink lady super ribbed. This thing does not let you down. I almost came upon entry! Those ribs... OMG. I thought I was going to explode when I tried to pull it out. Being a bare back type of guy, it has been a long time since I have came in my wife. Let me tell ya, this product is all it claims to be and more. I cant wait to order and try a different insert as well! Thanks Again!
why even bother marrying some whorebag if you can't blow your load in her?
- Mad - 02-21-2006
Are they running a Presidents day sale?