for your next birthday gift idea

[GonzoStyle]

Get this snazzy little gadget, perfect gift for that "I'm on the internet waaaay too much" friend. If shopping for me, I'd prefer the mocha lady, ultra tight.

[Danked]

Be sure to hide a dollar in it.

[GonzoStyle]

Is it me or does the "mouth" look like a dudes mouth, or has it just been waaaay to long for me?

[Danked]

Non Descript.

For those that can admit that this is the best they'll ever do.

[Mad]

No way would I ever get a pink one, mocha is so fine. How the fuck do you clean those suckers, just stick it in the dishawasher?

[Danked]

Never use your hands again... errr... except to hold it!

[Goatweed]

my b-day is this week - I can't wait to get one of these now!

[HedCold]

i think gonzo just posted this because he liked the video

[Danked]

I think he's just trying to give me an idea for next year.

[Mad]

The shaved razor burned balls was too much. I liked when the chick was fingering it, that was hot.

[HedCold]

I think he's just trying to give me an idea for next year.

do that have one with a swastika across the top?

[Galt]

I challenge their assertation that it's "better than the real thing"

[Goatweed]

it's never too early to Christmas shop.

[Keyser Soze]

<a href="http://www.realdoll.com">pffffft</a>

[GonzoStyle]

The video didnt load for me

[Goatweed]

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[GonzoStyle]

I swears but I did read the testimonials.

Testimonials

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I am an ordained pastor, PHd, successful businessman, martial artist, father of seven, satisfied husband. The product was a challenge for me intellectually and morally until I thought it through, then I realized that a quality surrogate was a great solution to an ancient problem - the feeling of freedom, the release of guilt, the incredible sensation - just telling it like it is.

[Goatweed]

so how many did you order?

[GonzoStyle]

I wish, I don't have a credit card.

but I don't get this testimonial

I just got my FL today, couldn't wait to get home and try it. I got the pink lady super ribbed. This thing does not let you down. I almost came upon entry! Those ribs... OMG. I thought I was going to explode when I tried to pull it out. Being a bare back type of guy, it has been a long time since I have came in my wife. Let me tell ya, this product is all it claims to be and more. I cant wait to order and try a different insert as well! Thanks Again!

why even bother marrying some whorebag if you can't blow your load in her?

[Mad]

Are they running a Presidents day sale?