Quote:Hi there. Sorry to intrude and for everything hereafter. I'm sure your a fine person, and if I had a conscious, I'd feel a bit guilty. But unfortunately you are mixed up in an organization with a business culture so corrupt it demands I be a complete a dick and then, and only then, MAYBE someone will give me a brief moment or two of their precious time and even a bit of assistnce if that isn't beneath ya'll. As I say, your site here is
affiliated with the Excaliburfilm site, I'm afraid I must grasp for straws and any other email addresses in any other section I can find, since the one they provide on their site, on a page msleadingly labeled, "Customer Service" is dog shit. It's mor elikely that I could procure bettert help & service if I got up from the compuer and tried to reach to contact you by screaming your name into an electrical socket. It's a fuckin joke.

So, I'm hoping that maybe your corner of the enterprise here is run and controlled independently and by someone - and maybe others as well - who have at the very very least a forced, disingenuios, and affrontery (for the camara's, ya know) semblance of self respect and pride in their business here, Now to be honest, I couldn't give a squirt of piss, two squirts, do I hear three squirts, sold, if you like/care about/hate this line of work here or not. Don't care. In act if you killed someone and ate them, I'd still hang with ya to bullshit, have a beer, talk about the whores we FUCK behind our wives' backs and so forth. It's all good.

So finally here's the pay-off pitch: What I want is someone to fucking pay attention and right now...

I joined that shitshop website over there because I wanted to JERK-OFF many many times, until I saw scabs form. I wanted to JERK-OFF to a few of the choice selections they claim they have there,. Afterall, a little bit of smut can indeedily calm the soul and, on the broader societel & civic level, helps to keep our prisons much less densely populated with RAPISTS. So at some point after registering at Excalibur, ie within the last 24 hours nd $600 worth of crack, I just gave up. I thought to myself...these people can't be serious. I'm was thinkin... they just don't care. They're doing blow and fuckin right now..... nah, they couldn't care less - and neither would I. Not at all...that is, if I wasn't the guy gettin fucked by them! I would be envious indeed,instead of the piece of foul mouthed filth you see spitting venom before you. I tried & tried but I can't
get a human fucking being to help from there, not a mexican either, to just acknowledge that, oh yes, sir, you're a new client! Coffee? Well, here's what you need to do this, You watch this shit here, then you can jerk off over and over AND OVER MOTHER FUCKER! Have a grrrrreat day and thank you for choosing Excalibur!

Now, maybe you know such a person within your organization who lies outside of the channels of communication that I have been futilely screaming into in the hope for some kind of anything, other than nothing. All I want is for either your side of the Internets to cancel my trial AND THE PURCHASE TRANSACTION ON THE CARD.....OR.....let me handle it, by sending me that mother-loving normal customer ID number or whatever you call it, so I can complete the necessary transaction myself on the site before I have it perma-banned from ever being able to appear in my damn browser again. That's all. I've asked so many times. and it's such a simple request. Please help and please let me help you to never have to see me again and out of your life forever. And finally I was just thinking that Excalibur, is quite a fitting name. Wanna know why? Of course you don't, so here it comes: because it seems as though the person responsible for that site's success and progress has his head stuck up his ass so tightly and snuggly not even fuckin King Arthur couldn't help him. That's all I got, at least for the next 6-8 hours. 6-8 hours I feel is more than enough time to epedite closure of this issue. I'm looking forward to resolution, our reconciliation, & especially our parting of
te ways for all time. Oh and if your site is not affiliated with them and you do not know anyone there, please just ignore that what you saw up there.

Regards,

Quote:Hello, I just love talking to myself. I notice these automatic emails I get are signed by a "Virginia". Beautiful name. A chick. NICE!

Well, Virginia, I think we've now reached the point where your naked pictures won't bring us resolution & healing but only serve as the starting point of years of sexual servitude. Please forward at your convenience and I'll look at them myself, judge whether this will be a "fuck & suck" type situation or a "sweep, wash, launder, dust, & suck" one, and get back to you.

HedCold Wrote:name of "actress"?

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If the woman stands upright, the vaginal tube points in an upward-backward direction and forms an angle of slightly more than 45 degrees with the uterus. The vaginal opening is at the caudal end of the vulva, behind the opening of the urethra. Above the vagina is Mons Veneris. The vagina, along with the inside of the vulva, is reddish pink in color, as with most healthy internal mucous membranes in mammals.

Vaginal lubrication is provided by the Bartholin's glands near the vaginal opening and the cervix. The membrane of the vaginal wall also produces moisture, although it does not contain any glands. Before and during ovulation, the cervix produces cervical mucus, which provides a favorable environment for sperm to survive.

The hymen is a membrane which is situated at the opening of the vagina. As with many female animals, the hymen covers the opening of the vagina from birth until it is ruptured during activity. The hymen may rupture during sexual or non-sexual activity. Vaginal penetration with the fingers, a dildo or penis, may rupture the hymen. A pelvic examination, injury, or certain types of exercises, such as horseback riding or gymnastics may also rupture the hymen. Sexual intercourse does not always rupture the hymen.[citation needed] Therefore, the presence or absence of a hymen does not indicate virginity or prior sexual activity.

Bloody Anus Wrote:I don’t know what your fucking problem is. I was a member there for about 8 months and the biggest beef I had with them is that they’d take their sweet ass time shipping my movies. However, towards the end of my membership they implemented a system where you can mark the movies as returned and they’d ship the next batch the next business day, before they physically receive them. Sometimes it was the next business days, sometimes it wasn’t. But all in all the turnaround time got much better. My stringent “burn it and return it” way of life back then afforded me little time to wait until they got around to shipping my shit.

Another problem I had is they’d ship seemingly any movie they wanted, regardless of its position in my queue. This was pretty annoying, as I’d have a whole page dedicated in my DVD wallet to Cum Drippers 1-8, but they’d send Cum Drippers 6 along with some other random shit, ruining my entire organizational hierarchy. There were also several movies that were “in stock” but that sat at the top of my queue for weeks before finally shipping.

The only other problem I had with them was my own fault. I was going to cancel but you need to give them 5 business days prior to the next billing cycle before canceling. I had already filled up my wallet so was going to cancel, but it was too close to the billing cycle so I had to keep it an extra month. Not too big of a deal though. I just made room by tossing some of the Asian porn a friend burned for me. Not a big fan, and I knew that what I was going to get was better and would be utilized much more frequently than that Asian shit. When I did cancel, I thought I’d run into problems because I did so while I still had a movie or two checked out. I thought they’d try to fuck me over, but once they received the movies they never again billed me, nor did they pester me to come back or anything like that. It was a very smooth, clean break.

As far as your problem goes…I know when I first signed up it was a bit confusing because they have a couple of almost identical pages – there’s <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://excaliburfilms.com/">http://excaliburfilms.com/</a><!-- m --> and <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://hit-movies.com/">http://hit-movies.com/</a><!-- m --> (previously hitflix until, I suspect, Netflix intervened). I always logged into hit-movies because that’s the site that specifically says ‘DVD Rentals’. Not coincidentally, that’s also where you need to go to add movies to your queue. I don’t think there was even a link for the queue through excaliburfilms. The only login information I needed was my email address and customer number. It beats the cock out of me if it was a “temporary” or “permanent” number. All I know is it was 6 digits and was the only number they ever gave me.

Aside from my aforementioned complaints, I highly recommend their service. I always hated blindly downloading porn. I just never knew what I was going to get. There’s nothing worse than spending hours downloading a 3-hour movie only to find out there’s some nigger bitch in it. Well, I guess gay porn would be worse, but not by much. Fuck, do I hate nigger cunt in my porn. Nobody wants to see that shit. Whenever I accidentally come across nigger porn I have to lose the wood I was working with, wait about 20 minutes, clear my head, then resume. Using the same boner to ejaculate with that I had while seeing a nigger cunt really creeps me out. I need that image permanently removed from my brain and penis before finishing up. Otherwise I may as well have just jerked off to the nigger. Ugh. Fucking gross. What kind of depraved freak actually gets off on seeing a nigger chick getting fucked? Anyway, the great thing about Excalibur/hitflix is that you can check out the trailer first to filter through all the niggers and decide if there are enough hot chicks in it to warrant its rental. Their selection is huge, too. You can never run out of stuff to get.

Goatweed Wrote:I use the Acid Skin by default and I can't see or replicate the problem you seem to be having.

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