Here's to Customer Service...Suckin MY Dick

[diceisgod]

I'm just really in a rage at this time and at quite a loss right now in dealing with this website here I tried to join called excaliburfilm.com, a smut site with VOD - and other things that I have no nterest. I'm just gonna flow, and as things go, I might blow, then connect the dots and go, OHH!

So I'm trying to watch certains movies of the rare & hard to find persuasion that have this one chick in particular I've search the entire landschaftgemacht over the course of many past moon cycles. So I see this site has some of them available as for rental/download. THE chick is close. Me wants. I'll fucking pay, I'll fucking over pay, whatever, to get what I want because money don't mean shit when I want to see her fucking FLESH. So I go through the process of registering to this supposedly wonderful online rental site which was ranked number 1 on the particular site I was on at the time (and will be dealt with similarly once I get done with this bunch of friggin bolivians bastids).

Anyway before making commit, I found that this site thing did indeed look wonderful. I could surf around & find some of the particular content of interest, and I 'm then thinking this is just pure friggin gold, lots of the obscure, articles/info I couldn't find anywhere else. However...............However, go ahead on there now and join now.Go on, I'll wait



Welcome back. BTW if you did that thing up there...you're fucked. The best you have to look forward to is to getting a cookie cutter email with a the "Temporary" customer number. You think you're on the move now?....nah....you're fucked. So I try to access the site with this shitty temp thing and then it all spirals right to hell & down. I can log in and view trailers & shit sure, great....BUT....I....can't....get...to.... what..... I.... want....fuck

And all the while as the anticipation builds, I'm squirmen & fidgeting around, I hear my ball perculating, just of out of my mind with thoughts of mounting lust and fucking and expecting to finally see FLESH, penetration....I'm a-bout to see her fuc-king.....PUSSY....So I'm learning very quickly that this prick site is not gonna let me do dis.
OK no problem then, I assume some domincan over there will expedite the process, produss and give me my fuc-king Num-ber and let me spend my money with them. But nah, not happenin'. A ridculous amount of time passes, 3-4 hours, in between the emails I'm friggin sending them requesting some fucking ASSITSTANCE. Well, these are answereed but only automatically, some template with zero useful information other than to say, "Hey, I got that". .... Not a thing, no response, no support.

I have the emails that I slammed through their "Customer Service" section of the site. I know what Customer Service is to them and it's not what you think. They don't assist you....I think they really expect that you're gonnafucking suck'em off.....Customer....Service....get it? Well, I need to stop and if you ever choose to subsribe to one of these things, stear clear of these fucks. If you decide to deal with these fuckos, then God bless ya and good luck. Below are my emails which have thus far gone unreplied to other by all except their equivalent of the Jetson's space maid


Four hours after registration (my dick should be scabbing by this point, but alas let try to be nice here): Email 1

I didn't save this one as its tame. I informed them, that four hours after I registered I can't access all that I wish to. A friendly reminder asking that I get what I need to enter. That's all

Four hours after that: Email 2:

Quote:
Don't mean to wake you up, but I just wanted to send a quick update. It's now about 8 hours later and still....NO friggin member number. NO ability for me to perform the most fundamental and critical business transactions of your little site here, that is, the transactions that this entire website and socalled "business" you got going were built around.

Tell me, is this a serious business or what? I want to RENT MOVIES. Hell, I'll even pay you! Having joined here, an online video rental site, I was hoping that I might have the ability to do that, that is RENT MOVIES. But alas, it's 8 hours later and I'm doing this crap instead. Is this a real company? Is this businesss taken seriously by you folks or are you just a front to funnel and filter South American drug money? Please guys, I find it hard to believe that the process of facilitating new customers' access takes 8 minutes, forget about 8 friggin hours. Please just tell me you don't care and don't want my business and stop jerking me around if that's what it is. I would have canceled this travesty of a trial already if there weren't several selections that I see you have that I can't find elsewhere (at least your website CLAIMS to have them, but indeed it CLAIMS quite a lot of things, like that I can RENT MOVIES).

I will give you benefit of the doubt and let you try to turn this around. Please attend to this matter with more than an automatically generated email message. Here's the scoop: Want....Need...Access.
(I will even pay you cash money too - I'm real good like that)

If you can't make this happen, I'm afraid this just won't work out, though I'll miss these little moments we share in these correspondences even though it seems there's just me talking to you email server...but, hey, at least that responds in timely fashion.

Disgruntingly,



Four hours later: Email 3:


Quote:
Hi again,

I sure hope you are enjoying yourself and, in general, I hope that a fantastic day is the only kind of day you have or ever will know.

Just wanted to let you know that I am making a change to my credit card info. Whereas this site was once set to receive regular monies payments of cash money from me as facilitated via my credit card's special magical properties, well I have recently used my magical wand such that the card has now been transfigurized. More precisely, I have casted a counter charm upon the card and now what i just said up there regarding your periodic receipt of new money cash monies, well it doesn't apply anymore. That is, the possiblity of that money flow from me to you...poof!...into thin air.

I found another site, that you probably know (or maybe it's the same owners as this site, hence the piss poor service & apathy). Either way, I say so long and I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Perhaps you can use this site's webspace and bandwidth and turn it into a photo journal so that we can see the fun you're having while your out and about and this business is about to be out (whoa, I even impressed myself with that line - you like how I flipped that around like that?)

Moving on, if you folks are serious about this site beyond letting Keyser Soze use it as part if his cartel's book cooking buffet, I recommend you go see pornpayperminute.com. There you may be interested to observe how it should be done, how a "professional" organization get things done. I just registered there in fact not to long ago, then went to take a piss, and within about 15 seconds after I came back to the computer and sat down, I logged on the site and got right into the friggin gravy, right into the goods, AND NO FREAKIN CUSTomER NUMBER/PERMENANT NUMBER CRRRRRAAAAPPPPP. I was amazed at the efficiency of the operation, and all the while BIG TITS were bobblin all over my monitor - they were flying around about as fast as the approach of this site's mass exodus of it's entire customer base. Thanks for wasting my time, you Haitian-spamming, viagra-shilling bastards. Every porn community portal I visit, and its many, I will be glowing as I retell this amazing experience I have had with your friggin email server. I'm actually gonna miss that damn thing, you and your people, your team of incompetents, not so much


A couple minutes later, now I can't fcuking cancel it: Email 4

Quote:
Well it seems you people just can't get enough of me. It seems that I need the ever illusive and fancy smancy "Permanent" Customer Number in order to process my cancelation. Ya see, this here "Temperary" Customer Number one, yeah it's about as useful as tits on a bull and I hope your system's designer is working at McDonald's right now and burning his fingers in the fryolator.

Pro favore.....when ciesta finally ends in 2-3 days, or whatever, kindly wipe my info from you database. Don't charge me a dime on that credit card and send me confirmation of completion OR at least aknowledge receipt of my messages...... ***EMAIL ME**** and turn off that damn automatic email server.

Bye

[HedCold]

name of "actress"?

[Mad]

Hedda Nussbaum.

[diceisgod]

I found some web emall form on an apparent affiliate or sub-site page. So that's where I sent this. The site was called Auction, not sure but it seemd well integrated with papa Excalibur

Hi there. Sorry to intrude and for everything hereafter. I'm sure your a fine person, and if I had a conscious, I'd feel a bit guilty. But unfortunately you are mixed up in an organization with a business culture so corrupt it demands I be a complete a dick and then, and only then, MAYBE someone will give me a brief moment or two of their precious time and even a bit of assistnce if that isn't beneath ya'll. As I say, your site here is
affiliated with the Excaliburfilm site, I'm afraid I must grasp for straws and any other email addresses in any other section I can find, since the one they provide on their site, on a page msleadingly labeled, "Customer Service" is dog shit. It's mor elikely that I could procure bettert help & service if I got up from the compuer and tried to reach to contact you by screaming your name into an electrical socket. It's a fuckin joke.

So, I'm hoping that maybe your corner of the enterprise here is run and controlled independently and by someone - and maybe others as well - who have at the very very least a forced, disingenuios, and affrontery (for the camara's, ya know) semblance of self respect and pride in their business here, Now to be honest, I couldn't give a squirt of piss, two squirts, do I hear three squirts, sold, if you like/care about/hate this line of work here or not. Don't care. In act if you killed someone and ate them, I'd still hang with ya to bullshit, have a beer, talk about the whores we FUCK behind our wives' backs and so forth. It's all good.

So finally here's the pay-off pitch: What I want is someone to fucking pay attention and right now...

I joined that shitshop website over there because I wanted to JERK-OFF many many times, until I saw scabs form. I wanted to JERK-OFF to a few of the choice selections they claim they have there,. Afterall, a little bit of smut can indeedily calm the soul and, on the broader societel & civic level, helps to keep our prisons much less densely populated with RAPISTS. So at some point after registering at Excalibur, ie within the last 24 hours nd $600 worth of crack, I just gave up. I thought to myself...these people can't be serious. I'm was thinkin... they just don't care. They're doing blow and fuckin right now..... nah, they couldn't care less - and neither would I. Not at all...that is, if I wasn't the guy gettin fucked by them! I would be envious indeed,instead of the piece of foul mouthed filth you see spitting venom before you. I tried & tried but I can't
get a human fucking being to help from there, not a mexican either, to just acknowledge that, oh yes, sir, you're a new client! Coffee? Well, here's what you need to do this, You watch this shit here, then you can jerk off over and over AND OVER MOTHER FUCKER! Have a grrrrreat day and thank you for choosing Excalibur!

Now, maybe you know such a person within your organization who lies outside of the channels of communication that I have been futilely screaming into in the hope for some kind of anything, other than nothing. All I want is for either your side of the Internets to cancel my trial AND THE PURCHASE TRANSACTION ON THE CARD.....OR.....let me handle it, by sending me that mother-loving normal customer ID number or whatever you call it, so I can complete the necessary transaction myself on the site before I have it perma-banned from ever being able to appear in my damn browser again. That's all. I've asked so many times. and it's such a simple request. Please help and please let me help you to never have to see me again and out of your life forever. And finally I was just thinking that Excalibur, is quite a fitting name. Wanna know why? Of course you don't, so here it comes: because it seems as though the person responsible for that site's success and progress has his head stuck up his ass so tightly and snuggly not even fuckin King Arthur couldn't help him. That's all I got, at least for the next 6-8 hours. 6-8 hours I feel is more than enough time to epedite closure of this issue. I'm looking forward to resolution, our reconciliation, & especially our parting of
te ways for all time. Oh and if your site is not affiliated with them and you do not know anyone there, please just ignore that what you saw up there.

Regards,

[HedCold]

i'm sure that site is starting to crumble already

[diceisgod]

This might actually work out better than I thought:

Hello, I just love talking to myself. I notice these automatic emails I get are signed by a "Virginia". Beautiful name. A chick. NICE!

Well, Virginia, I think we've now reached the point where your naked pictures won't bring us resolution & healing but only serve as the starting point of years of sexual servitude. Please forward at your convenience and I'll look at them myself, judge whether this will be a "fuck & suck" type situation or a "sweep, wash, launder, dust, & suck" one, and get back to you.

[Goatweed]

"I don't mean to wake you up" is a fucking hilarious email opening.

[diceisgod]

name of "actress"?

To answer this, it's the chick in this scene with Seka: http://img163.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc..._457lo.jpg

I got this entire episode and have been trying to see if she was in other stuff. I understand that she might not live up to the elite standards of many of the pussy connoisseurs on this board, she not being all that particularly "stunning", body not "perfect", nor the face. But she did something to my balls in that scene that got me. Needed more. Anyway I couldn't find shit on her ANYWHERE. However, I stumbled across the following site by accident (this admission probably outs me as being incredible ignorant of the world of internet porn and that which is considered "obvious" and common place):

Tina Louise: http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=Ti...Louise.htm

So yeah that's her and if Star Vrigin, Turbo Sex, and Triple Play can help get this knot out of my nuts I'll be a happy guy.

Oh and by the way, the posting box is all fucked up, JACK!! Once a post is long enough and the scroll bar kicks in, you scroll down and the mother fucker pops back up to the top everytime. You want me to fucking slash my own throat, don't you Jack? You'd like that, wouldn't ya?

[The Jays]

The posting box works fine for me. Maybe try a different browser or change the board skin?

[Goatweed]

the posting box seems fine to me also.

[diceisgod]

Here's the issue and it seems it's the Acid skin where it happens not the others. If you wanna see what I mean, switch to that skin, hit post reply, & copy and paste something to activate the scroll bar like:

The human vagina is an elastic muscular canal that extends from the cervix to the vulva.[1] Although there is wide anatomical variation the average vagina is 6 to 7 inches (15 to 18 cm) in length; its elasticity allows it to stretch during sexual intercourse and during birth to offspring.[2] [3] The vagina connects the superficial vulva to the cervix of the deep uterus.

If the woman stands upright, the vaginal tube points in an upward-backward direction and forms an angle of slightly more than 45 degrees with the uterus. The vaginal opening is at the caudal end of the vulva, behind the opening of the urethra. Above the vagina is Mons Veneris. The vagina, along with the inside of the vulva, is reddish pink in color, as with most healthy internal mucous membranes in mammals.

Vaginal lubrication is provided by the Bartholin's glands near the vaginal opening and the cervix. The membrane of the vaginal wall also produces moisture, although it does not contain any glands. Before and during ovulation, the cervix produces cervical mucus, which provides a favorable environment for sperm to survive.

The hymen is a membrane which is situated at the opening of the vagina. As with many female animals, the hymen covers the opening of the vagina from birth until it is ruptured during activity. The hymen may rupture during sexual or non-sexual activity. Vaginal penetration with the fingers, a dildo or penis, may rupture the hymen. A pelvic examination, injury, or certain types of exercises, such as horseback riding or gymnastics may also rupture the hymen. Sexual intercourse does not always rupture the hymen.[citation needed] Therefore, the presence or absence of a hymen does not indicate virginity or prior sexual activity.

So I'm in one of the white skins now and I see there's no problem. If I was in the Acid skin and I am scrolled all the way down here but my mouse moves and the pointer is suddenly no longer fixed over the area of the text box, just as suddenly the scroll bar will shoot up to the top. You can then mouse over it and scroll back down, move the mouse away again to see the phenomenon once more (and repeat as many times as you would like to convince yourself that what I say is indeed the case). So the skin's the problem, probably just some setting like the MouseOver() parameter or some shit like that.

[Goatweed]

I use the Acid Skin by default and I can't see or replicate the problem you seem to be having.

[Bloody Anus]

I don’t know what your fucking problem is. I was a member there for about 8 months and the biggest beef I had with them is that they’d take their sweet ass time shipping my movies. However, towards the end of my membership they implemented a system where you can mark the movies as returned and they’d ship the next batch the next business day, before they physically receive them. Sometimes it was the next business days, sometimes it wasn’t. But all in all the turnaround time got much better. My stringent “burn it and return it” way of life back then afforded me little time to wait until they got around to shipping my shit.

Another problem I had is they’d ship seemingly any movie they wanted, regardless of its position in my queue. This was pretty annoying, as I’d have a whole page dedicated in my DVD wallet to Cum Drippers 1-8, but they’d send Cum Drippers 6 along with some other random shit, ruining my entire organizational hierarchy. There were also several movies that were “in stock” but that sat at the top of my queue for weeks before finally shipping.

The only other problem I had with them was my own fault. I was going to cancel but you need to give them 5 business days prior to the next billing cycle before canceling. I had already filled up my wallet so was going to cancel, but it was too close to the billing cycle so I had to keep it an extra month. Not too big of a deal though. I just made room by tossing some of the Asian porn a friend burned for me. Not a big fan, and I knew that what I was going to get was better and would be utilized much more frequently than that Asian shit. When I did cancel, I thought I’d run into problems because I did so while I still had a movie or two checked out. I thought they’d try to fuck me over, but once they received the movies they never again billed me, nor did they pester me to come back or anything like that. It was a very smooth, clean break.

As far as your problem goes…I know when I first signed up it was a bit confusing because they have a couple of almost identical pages – there’s <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://excaliburfilms.com/">http://excaliburfilms.com/</a><!-- m --> and <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://hit-movies.com/">http://hit-movies.com/</a><!-- m --> (previously hitflix until, I suspect, Netflix intervened). I always logged into hit-movies because that’s the site that specifically says ‘DVD Rentals’. Not coincidentally, that’s also where you need to go to add movies to your queue. I don’t think there was even a link for the queue through excaliburfilms. The only login information I needed was my email address and customer number. It beats the cock out of me if it was a “temporary” or “permanent” number. All I know is it was 6 digits and was the only number they ever gave me.

Aside from my aforementioned complaints, I highly recommend their service. I always hated blindly downloading porn. I just never knew what I was going to get. There’s nothing worse than spending hours downloading a 3-hour movie only to find out there’s some nigger bitch in it. Well, I guess gay porn would be worse, but not by much. Fuck, do I hate nigger cunt in my porn. Nobody wants to see that shit. Whenever I accidentally come across nigger porn I have to lose the wood I was working with, wait about 20 minutes, clear my head, then resume. Using the same boner to ejaculate with that I had while seeing a nigger cunt really creeps me out. I need that image permanently removed from my brain and penis before finishing up. Otherwise I may as well have just jerked off to the nigger. Ugh. Fucking gross. What kind of depraved freak actually gets off on seeing a nigger chick getting fucked? Anyway, the great thing about Excalibur/hitflix is that you can check out the trailer first to filter through all the niggers and decide if there are enough hot chicks in it to warrant its rental. Their selection is huge, too. You can never run out of stuff to get.

[Bloody Anus]

Oh yeah, you may need to check your email's spam/junk folder, too.

[diceisgod]

I don’t know what your fucking problem is. I was a member there for about 8 months and the biggest beef I had with them is that they’d take their sweet ass time shipping my movies. However, towards the end of my membership they implemented a system where you can mark the movies as returned and they’d ship the next batch the next business day, before they physically receive them. Sometimes it was the next business days, sometimes it wasn’t. But all in all the turnaround time got much better. My stringent “burn it and return it” way of life back then afforded me little time to wait until they got around to shipping my shit.

Another problem I had is they’d ship seemingly any movie they wanted, regardless of its position in my queue. This was pretty annoying, as I’d have a whole page dedicated in my DVD wallet to Cum Drippers 1-8, but they’d send Cum Drippers 6 along with some other random shit, ruining my entire organizational hierarchy. There were also several movies that were “in stock” but that sat at the top of my queue for weeks before finally shipping.

The only other problem I had with them was my own fault. I was going to cancel but you need to give them 5 business days prior to the next billing cycle before canceling. I had already filled up my wallet so was going to cancel, but it was too close to the billing cycle so I had to keep it an extra month. Not too big of a deal though. I just made room by tossing some of the Asian porn a friend burned for me. Not a big fan, and I knew that what I was going to get was better and would be utilized much more frequently than that Asian shit. When I did cancel, I thought I’d run into problems because I did so while I still had a movie or two checked out. I thought they’d try to fuck me over, but once they received the movies they never again billed me, nor did they pester me to come back or anything like that. It was a very smooth, clean break.

As far as your problem goes…I know when I first signed up it was a bit confusing because they have a couple of almost identical pages – there’s <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://excaliburfilms.com/">http://excaliburfilms.com/</a><!-- m --> and <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://hit-movies.com/">http://hit-movies.com/</a><!-- m --> (previously hitflix until, I suspect, Netflix intervened). I always logged into hit-movies because that’s the site that specifically says ‘DVD Rentals’. Not coincidentally, that’s also where you need to go to add movies to your queue. I don’t think there was even a link for the queue through excaliburfilms. The only login information I needed was my email address and customer number. It beats the cock out of me if it was a “temporary” or “permanent” number. All I know is it was 6 digits and was the only number they ever gave me.

Aside from my aforementioned complaints, I highly recommend their service. I always hated blindly downloading porn. I just never knew what I was going to get. There’s nothing worse than spending hours downloading a 3-hour movie only to find out there’s some nigger bitch in it. Well, I guess gay porn would be worse, but not by much. Fuck, do I hate nigger cunt in my porn. Nobody wants to see that shit. Whenever I accidentally come across nigger porn I have to lose the wood I was working with, wait about 20 minutes, clear my head, then resume. Using the same boner to ejaculate with that I had while seeing a nigger cunt really creeps me out. I need that image permanently removed from my brain and penis before finishing up. Otherwise I may as well have just jerked off to the nigger. Ugh. Fucking gross. What kind of depraved freak actually gets off on seeing a nigger chick getting fucked? Anyway, the great thing about Excalibur/hitflix is that you can check out the trailer first to filter through all the niggers and decide if there are enough hot chicks in it to warrant its rental. Their selection is huge, too. You can never run out of stuff to get.

If you were an active member there now, this would be more appreciated & sound than it is - not to say not at all, appreciated that is - and perhaps you could get one of the cunts there to email me. However, I can assure YOU they are INDEED cunts.... worthless nigger cunts, if you like. I joined pornpayperminute and they were rock & roll from the jump though their web alpha catalog gets IE wild & tantric (use Firefox, no worries). Anyway, my sole interest is VOD and I can only imagine the nightmare of dealing with DVD deliveries.

[GonzoStyle]

I been trying to find a porno for ages now, it was the very first porno I ever saw (I think I was like 6 or 7) and I forget where I found it but it might have been my moms I think. Anyway I wore that tape out for years and I lost it years back and recently I tried to find it and every website that has it listed, says its no longer available. It took me a while to find it in the first place, I couldnt recall the title but eventually I pieced it together with my awesome detective skills.

It's such an inspirational story...

Striptease Description: "When Sylvi needs cash for college she lands a job at the Burlesque Theater. As a stripper, she finds she must "got the extra mile" to satisfy her boss's sexual appetite. Dedicated to the long hard end, Sylvi eventually saves the club from financial ruin, proving once again the value of a higher education and a hot bad!"

<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.excaliburfilms.com/AdultVHS/17101V1%5FStriptease%5Fvhs%2Ehtm?PTID=1103">http://www.excaliburfilms.com/AdultVHS/ ... ?PTID=1103</a><!-- m -->

[diceisgod]

I use the Acid Skin by default and I can't see or replicate the problem you seem to be having.

What version of IE are you using? I have IE7. But I don't really care anymore, this skin works fine for me - though being all white it's like staring at twenty fucking naked 100-Watt light bulbs.

[Hoon]

I was certain the "actress" was going to be that little Maddie girl abducted in Portugal early this year.

[diceisgod]

To answer this, it's the chick in this scene with Seka: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://img163.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc457&image=30944_Babysitter_s_Love_Lessons_Seka_123_457lo.jpg">http://img163.imagevenue.com/img.php?lo ... _457lo.jpg</a><!-- m -->

This particular scene warrants some comment & ponder-ment. I have seen this partcular scene in the compliation called The Seduction of Seka. It's quality shit. Seka is fucking awesome - of course, I refer to the pre-platinum blond Seka, ie the only Seka worth such opinions. My "bitch" here, though not too much, is how vastically different the same scene can be presented. In short and to be elaborated, my thesis statement is that the editors of many of these 70's-80's porn classics that I love so much were complete idiots.

Now the scene I was familiar in The SOS is great, it planted that rapist/stalker-obsessed seed I had been carrying around for this Tina/Tracy girl. Anyway there's another movie with this same scene, yet another compliation type called Seka's Secrets. The presentation, f-sequences, and dialog in the latter is quite different and I think makes the scene all the better - 1) there is a double blowjob scene not in SOS that fuckin' OWNS 2) you can actually hear in larger part verses SOS what they say to each other: the moaning, the slurping, the cock-cunt/mouth-cock/mouth-cunt/mouth-mouth squishing, ie the many intangibles that make porno work. The issue at hand here is of course: overdubbing - the fake moans and f-talk they smear over a scene. It's a fucking joke and pandemic in older porn flicks. It fucking SUCKS hard, it's a dumb idea, retarded, not necessary. In the Seka's Secrets version of the "babysitter" scene, you can actually hear the natural dialog and midfuck banter in far greater measure verses SOS, and it's just wonderful. No asshole, that's probably not even the voice of the actress/actor saying crap like "oh give it too me, when all the while the person that's getting fucked and whom this statement was to be attributed clearly has their mouth shut or full of dick(s).

Now, not to be such negative nancy, I will say something nice. Despite the horrible overdubbing in many of the these films, I am still quite fond of the entire genre - probably moreso than modern smut. One of the endearing qualities (and probably indicative of my own mental instability) are the now taboo RAPE or force scenes that are also one of the good things that are pandemic to the old school films. Let's face it, other than the pre-plat, unsaggy Seka, some earlier poprn stars were flat-out SCARY lookin at first glance. However, when they are in the face of force they just fucking shine - ie via those intangibles again that I mentioned. For examples see the works of Kay Parker (though when young, a knockout), Juliet Anderson - *edit: not Lewis - (first porn made at 40 yrs old, the Professor of Fuck if there ever was one), & especially take note of Jesie St. James. Jesie fucks like a wildm, rabid boar, and all of them when confronted with force, resist for about 10 seconds then they do it - HARD, like demon possessed maniacs. It's glorious.

[HedCold]

you should start a thread for your porn reviews.

or keep them going here. whatever.