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- Maynard - 01-08-2003
So get in here and take it in the ass the way your daddy used to do it.
- Hey Ladi - 01-08-2003
dusts off the broom handle
knocks Maynard over the couch & sends it home
duct tapes his hands to his head
& stuffs cabbage in his mouth
- Maynard - 01-08-2003
Well hello there cum sucker!
How's that rash? All cleared up?
- Hey Ladi - 01-08-2003
yes, since the boys moved out of my trailer, I've cleared up
what have you got though, that's quite a funky stench ...... you smell like week old possum dung
:
macks Maynard with a frying pan:: hey remember that Slacker thread one, way back when ... good times :lol:
- Maynard - 01-08-2003
Ya know....this just doesn't have the same appeal anymore. :-(
Can I piss in your hair instead? I'll even buy you lunch after. :thumbs-up:
- Hey Ladi - 01-08-2003
yeah, it's not
buy me dinner, then you can piss in my hair, and we'll see where else ;-)
- Maynard - 01-08-2003
Is Perkins ok?
They might even let me drip the hot cooking oil on your nipples. They puff up and get crusty like a flakey pastry. :bouncer:
- Hey Ladi - 01-08-2003
ooo it'll be a party. Where is there a Perkins?
can I stick a toothpick in your dick? we can play Cocktail Hour
- virgingrrl - 01-08-2003
mmm perkins....breakfast...
*kicks ladi in the ass*
*points and laughs at maymays toothpick weenie*
- Maynard - 01-08-2003
Perkins is in the boonies!
Laughing at my toothpick dick eh? Not gonna be so funny when I grab your head and skullfuck your eye with it.
- virgingrrl - 01-08-2003
fuck the boonies.
*twists the toothpick in maymays weenie*
- Maynard - 01-08-2003
Touch that toothpick and I'm gonna bite off your fuckin nipples.
- Buttmunch - 01-08-2003
:::looks for hockey helmet:::
- Maynard - 01-08-2003
Quote::::looks for hockey helmet:::Check LZ's house. He stole them all.
- Sloatsburgh - 01-08-2003
:walks in in full hockey goalie regalia:
Someone playing hockey?
- Metalfan - 01-08-2003
Damn...this is a smell that never gets old.....why, cuz it IS old :lol:
What's up guzzlers?
:dusts off bucket...dips it into well....walks over to Ladi and dumps it on her head: There's our gal :thumbs-up: :banana:
- virgingrrl - 01-08-2003
*throws helmet at buttmunch*
*kicks maymay in the vagina*
*and punches metal in the skull for good measure*
- Maynard - 01-08-2003
You wanna punch me in the vagina? FINE, but you're gonna lose your hand. Nothing's ever gone in there and come out in one piece.
Kinda like your panties.
- virgingrrl - 01-08-2003
you lose, im not wearing panties.
- Danked - 01-08-2003
:hands VG a flower: