The chum pool RE-OPENED!

Maynard · 01-08-2003, 03:51 PM

So get in here and take it in the ass the way your daddy used to do it.

Hey Ladi · 01-08-2003, 03:54 PM

dusts off the broom handle
knocks Maynard over the couch & sends it home
duct tapes his hands to his head
& stuffs cabbage in his mouth

Maynard · 01-08-2003, 03:55 PM

Well hello there cum sucker!

How's that rash? All cleared up?

Hey Ladi · 01-08-2003, 03:59 PM

yes, since the boys moved out of my trailer, I've cleared up

what have you got though, that's quite a funky stench ...... you smell like week old possum dung

: Confused

macks Maynard with a frying pan::

hey remember that Slacker thread one, way back when ... good times :lol:

Maynard · 01-08-2003, 04:02 PM

Ya know....this just doesn't have the same appeal anymore. :-(

Can I piss in your hair instead? I'll even buy you lunch after. :thumbs-up:

Hey Ladi · 01-08-2003, 04:20 PM

yeah, it's not

buy me dinner, then you can piss in my hair, and we'll see where else ;-)

Maynard · 01-08-2003, 04:22 PM

Is Perkins ok?

They might even let me drip the hot cooking oil on your nipples. They puff up and get crusty like a flakey pastry. :bouncer:

Hey Ladi · 01-08-2003, 04:32 PM

ooo it'll be a party. Where is there a Perkins?

can I stick a toothpick in your dick? we can play Cocktail Hour

virgingrrl · 01-08-2003, 04:38 PM

mmm perkins....breakfast...

*kicks ladi in the ass*
*points and laughs at maymays toothpick weenie*

Maynard · 01-08-2003, 04:42 PM

Perkins is in the boonies!

Laughing at my toothpick dick eh? Not gonna be so funny when I grab your head and skullfuck your eye with it.

virgingrrl · 01-08-2003, 04:46 PM

fuck the boonies.

*twists the toothpick in maymays weenie*

Maynard · 01-08-2003, 04:48 PM

Touch that toothpick and I'm gonna bite off your fuckin nipples.

Buttmunch · 01-08-2003, 05:33 PM

:::looks for hockey helmet:::

Maynard · 01-08-2003, 05:40 PM

Quote::::looks for hockey helmet:::

Check LZ's house. He stole them all.

Sloatsburgh · 01-08-2003, 06:25 PM

:walks in in full hockey goalie regalia:

Someone playing hockey?

Metalfan · 01-08-2003, 07:23 PM

Damn...this is a smell that never gets old.....why, cuz it IS old :lol:

What's up guzzlers?

:dusts off bucket...dips it into well....walks over to Ladi and dumps it on her head: There's our gal :thumbs-up: :banana:

virgingrrl · 01-08-2003, 08:09 PM

*throws helmet at buttmunch*

*kicks maymay in the vagina*

*and punches metal in the skull for good measure*

Maynard · 01-08-2003, 08:11 PM

You wanna punch me in the vagina? FINE, but you're gonna lose your hand. Nothing's ever gone in there and come out in one piece.

Kinda like your panties.

virgingrrl · 01-08-2003, 08:13 PM

you lose, im not wearing panties.

Danked · 01-08-2003, 08:14 PM

:hands VG a flower: