Golden Globe Predictions

[Keyser Soze]

I will most likely just flip to the Golden Globes during the Raider/Titans commercials but I am interested in seeing who will win in some pretty competitive categories this year.

In Ron and Fez fashion, I will pick who I WANT to win and who I think WILL win.


Best dramatic film
About Schmidt
Gangs of New York
The Pianist
The Hours
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

WANT: Gangs Of New York, Daniel Day Lewis was a bad motherfucker in this movie. The ending was rushed and I must admit I haven't even seen the other ones so Gangs wins by default.
WILL: I could see The Hours winning because its getting so much buzz. However Gangs is a classic hollywood style epic that usually wins these awards. I'd have to stick with Gangs again here.

Best dramatic actress
Salma Hayek - Frida
Nicole Kidman - The Hours
Julianne Moore - Far From Heaven
Meryl Streep - The Hours
Diane Lane - Unfaithful

WANT: Salma Hayek, just cause shes hot and shes dating one of my favorite actors, Ed Norton.
WILL: Meryl Streep, she always seems to win and the critics seem to have a hard on for Hours right now.

Best dramatic actor
Adrian Brody - The Pianist
Michael Caine - The Quiet American
Daniel Day Lewis - Gangs of New York
Leonardo DiCaprio - Catch Me If You Can
Jack Nicholson - About Schmidt

WANT: Daniel Day Lewis. Just go see it and theres nothing else that needs to be said. He fucking owns.
WILL: Daniel Day Lewis, or they're retarded. Although I totally could see Jack winning.

Best director
Spike Jonze - Adaptation
Peter Jackson - The Two Towers
Stephen Daldry - The Hours
Rob Marshall - Chicago
Alexander Payne - About Schmidt
Martin Scorsese - Gangs of New York

WANT: Scorsese. He's been snubbed too many times.
WILL: Rob Marshall, cause they always snub Scorcese.
WON: Martin Scorsese - Gangs Of New York

Best screenplay
Charlie Kaufman - Adaptation
Bill Condon - Chicago
David Hare - The Hours
Todd Haynes - Far From Heaven
Payne and Jim Taylor - About Schmidt

WANT: Adaption, its harder to write weird shit like this.
WILL: The Hours. Cause they won't give it the best picture and this is sort of like the consolation prize.
WON: Payne and Jim Taylor - About Schmidt

Best actress musical or comedy
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Secretary
Goldie Hawn - The Banger Sisters
Nia Vardalos - My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Renee Zellweger - Chicago
Catherine Zeta Jones - Chicago

WANT: Nia Vardalos. Shes seems like shes outside the Hollywood loop and its nice to see people like that win.
WILL: Renee Zellweger. Chicago is going to clean up, I wouldn't be caught dead seeing this but apparently its spectacular or something. Whatever. I might go to stare at Catherine Zeta Jones' ass.
WON: Renee Zellweger

Best musical or comedy
About a Boy
Adaptation
Chicago
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Nicholas Nickleby

WANT: Adaption. Spike Jonez is cool.
WILL: Chicago. Gay.

Best actor in musical or comedy
Hugh Grant - About a Boy
Nicolas Cage - Adaptation
Kieran Culkin - Igby Goes down
Richard Gere - Chicago
Adam Sandler - Punch Drunk Love

WANT: Adam Sandler. How much would that rock? Kieran Culkin winning would be equally cool.
WILL: Richard Gere, just cause he seem like the most lame nomination, and thats how these geeks are.
WON: Richard Gere

Best supporting actress
Meryl Streep - Adaptation
Kathy Bates - About Schmidt
Cameron Diaz - Gangs of New York
Queen Latifah - Chicago
Susan Sarandon - Igby Goes Down

WANT: Kathy Bates. Anyone who looks like her and is willing to get butt ass naked deserves something.
WILL: Kathy Bates. Anyone who looks like her and is willing to get butt ass naked deserves something.
WON: Meryl Streep

Best supporting actor
Chris Cooper, "Adaptation"
Ed Harris, "The Hours"
Paul Newman, "Road to Perdition"
Dennis Quaid, "Far From Heaven"
John C. Reilly, "Chicago"

WANT: John C Reilly, I think he's a oool actor.
WILL: Paul Newman, he's getting old and he doesn't have many flicks left in him. They like to send them off with a trophy.
WON: Chris Cooper

SERIES: DRAMA
"24" - Fox
"The Shield" - FX
"Six Feet Under" - HBO
"The Sopranos" - HBO
"The West Wing" - NBC

WANT: 24. Best show on TV.
WILL: 24, ditto.
WON: The Shield

SERIES: MUSICAL OR COMEDY
"Curb Your Enthusiasm" - HBO
"Friends" - NBC
"Sex and the City" - HBO
"The Simpsons" - FOX
"Will & Grace" - NBC

WANT: Curb, better than Sopranos this year.
WILL: Curb, I think they might actually get one right this time.
WON: Curb

ACTRESS: DRAMA
Edie Falco, "The Sopranos"
Jennifer Garner, "Alias"
Rachel Griffiths, "Six Feet Under"
Marg Helgenberger, "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation"
Allison Janney, "The West Wing"

WANT: Rachel Griffiths, she is such a dirty whore on that show.
WILL: Edie Falco. The critics probrobly thought this was the best Soprano's season yet, fucking dolts.
WON: Edie Falco

ACTOR: DRAMA
Michael Chiklis, "The Shield"
James Gandolfini, "The Sopranos"
Peter Krause, "Six Feet Under"
Martin Sheen, "The West Wing"
Kiefer Sutherland, "24"

WANT: James Gandolfini, the plot sucked, but his acting still owns.
WILL: James Gandolfini, see Edie Falco.
WON: Michael Chiklis

ACTRESS: MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Jennifer Aniston, "Friends"
Bonnie Hunt, "Life with Bonnie"
Jane Kaczmarek, "Malcolm in the Middle"
Debra Messing, "Will & Grace"
Sarah Jessica Parker, "Sex and the City"

WANT: Jennifer Aniston, for great nipples in every episode. Must be cold in that studio.
WILL: Debra Messing. They love that fag hag.
WON: Jennifer Aniston. "Friends"

ACTOR: MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Larry David, "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
Matt LeBlanc, "Friends"
Bernie Mac, "The Bernie Mac Show"
Eric McCormack, "Will & Grace"
Tony Shalhoub, "Monk"

WANT: Larry David. Funniest fucker on TV.
WILL: Larry David. I hope.
WON: Tony Shalhoub. "Monk"



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Best dramatic film
About Schmidt
Gangs of New York
The Pianist
The Hours
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

WANT: Two Towers, Gollum alone makes it deserve the win IMHO
WILL: About Smidt, acctually this is kindof both, I want it to win if TT doesn't get it, but I also think it will win, simply because it is an amazing movie that features Nicholson not playing a cocky or suave guy.


Best dramatic actress
Salma Hayek - Frida
Nicole Kidman - The Hours
Julianne Moore - Far From Heaven
Meryl Streep - The Hours
Diane Lane - Unfaithful

WANT: Salma Hayek, superb job with this movie, even if most people only wanted to see it because she's nude in it.
WILL: Salma Hayek, while they like Streep, they also seem to like to award people who come out of nowhere to suprise you with a great performance, and Hayek did that


Best dramatic actor
Adrian Brody - The Pianist
Michael Caine - The Quiet American
Daniel Day Lewis - Gangs of New York
Leonardo DiCaprio - Catch Me If You Can
Jack Nicholson - About Schmidt

WANT: Daniel Day Lewis, after 5 years he comes out of nowhere to blow everyone's mind
WILL: I think Jack will walk away with it, his acting in About Schmidt is just so different for him it's hard not to give it to him

Best director
Spike Jonze - Adaptation
Peter Jackson - The Two Towers
Stephen Daldry - The Hours
Rob Marshall - Chicago
Alexander Payne - About Schmidt
Martin Scorsese - Gangs of New York

WANT: Jackson. He is basically revolutionizing the way special effects are made and used in movies, George Lucas is dethroned, long live Peter Jackson.
WILL: Spike Jonze, just have a hunch

Best screenplay
Charlie Kaufman - Adaptation
Bill Condon - Chicago
David Hare - The Hours
Todd Haynes - Far From Heaven
Payne and Jim Taylor - About Schmidt

WANT: About Schmidt
WILL: About Schmidt, nuff said

Best actress musical or comedy
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Secretary
Goldie Hawn - The Banger Sisters
Nia Vardalos - My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Renee Zellweger - Chicago
Catherine Zeta Jones - Chicago

WANT: Nia Vardalos.
WILL: Nia Vardalos, Hollywood is too high on her right now to snub her

Best musical or comedy
About a Boy
Adaptation
Chicago
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Nicholas Nickleby

WANT: Nicholas Nickleby should win but
WILL: Chicago will win it.

Best actor in musical or comedy
Hugh Grant - About a Boy
Nicolas Cage - Adaptation
Kieran Culkin - Igby Goes down
Richard Gere - Chicago
Adam Sandler - Punch Drunk Love

WANT: Adam Sandler, again, just so different for him
WILL: Richard Gere, and if he tries to bring politics into his acceptance speech I will hunt him down and castrate him.

Best supporting actress
Meryl Streep - Adaptation
Kathy Bates - About Schmidt
Cameron Diaz - Gangs of New York
Queen Latifah - Chicago
Susan Sarandon - Igby Goes Down

WANT: Kathy Bates.
WILL: Kathy Bates. If you can hang with Nicholson you deserve this award

Best supporting actor
Chris Cooper, "Adaptation"
Ed Harris, "The Hours"
Paul Newman, "Road to Perdition"
Dennis Quaid, "Far From Heaven"
John C. Reilly, "Chicago"

WANT: None
WILL: Paul Newman, because of his past, not necessarilly because of this movie

SERIES: DRAMA
"24" - Fox
"The Shield" - FX
"Six Feet Under" - HBO
"The Sopranos" - HBO
"The West Wing" - NBC

WANT: The Shield
WILL: The Shield, the show is just flat-out brilliant, if it was on another network there would be no question about this, it's just that not enough people have seen it because it's on FX

SERIES: MUSICAL OR COMEDY
"Curb Your Enthusiasm" - HBO
"Friends" - NBC
"Sex and the City" - HBO
"The Simpsons" - FOX
"Will & Grace" - NBC

WANT: The Simpson, although Curb is fucking funny
WILL: Friends

ACTRESS: DRAMA
Edie Falco, "The Sopranos"
Jennifer Garner, "Alias"
Rachel Griffiths, "Six Feet Under"
Marg Helgenberger, "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation"
Allison Janney, "The West Wing"

WANT: Marg Helgenberger
WILL: Allison Janney, just because they'll feel bad for not giving WW anything, so she'll win as a pity award

ACTOR: DRAMA
Michael Chiklis, "The Shield"
James Gandolfini, "The Sopranos"
Peter Krause, "Six Feet Under"
Martin Sheen, "The West Wing"
Kiefer Sutherland, "24"

WANT: Michael Chiklis
WILL: Michael Chiklis

ACTRESS: MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Jennifer Aniston, "Friends"
Bonnie Hunt, "Life with Bonnie"
Jane Kaczmarek, "Malcolm in the Middle"
Debra Messing, "Will & Grace"
Sarah Jessica Parker, "Sex and the City"

WANT: Jane Kaczmarek, brilliant on the show
WILL: Jennifer Aniston, just have a feeling

ACTOR: MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Larry David, "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
Matt LeBlanc, "Friends"
Bernie Mac, "The Bernie Mac Show"
Eric McCormack, "Will & Grace"
Tony Shalhoub, "Monk"

WANT: Bernie Mac, the show was supposed to fail, everyone said it would fail, but it didn't, and it just gets funnier (I don't remember laughing as hard as I did during the episode where Mac hires Jordan to kill the little girls doll)
WILL: Larry David, he deserves it

[HollywoodJewMoses]

sharon stone is fucked up on something



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[drusilla]

for sure