I am a loser and deserve abuse

Arpikarhu · 05-14-2002, 02:56 AM

my girlfriend is working on the show hairspray and left today for 5 weeks to go to seattle for the out-of -town try-outs. I was all psyched for partying with the guys and general running around. instead i am sitting at home, drinking by myself because i am too sad and depressed to go out. i am a total loser and deserve to die. please abuse me.

Hybrid · 05-14-2002, 03:00 AM

she's banging the director right now. just so you know.

Sluggo · 05-14-2002, 03:10 AM

I will not participate...
Only because it's what you want us to do.

Arpikarhu · 05-14-2002, 03:11 AM

Quote:I will not participate...
Only because it's what you want us to do.

this in itself is a form of abuse and i thank you for it.

Hybrid · 05-14-2002, 03:12 AM

im bored. i'll reply.

Sephiroth · 05-14-2002, 03:13 AM

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
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Hybrid · 05-14-2002, 03:14 AM

drowning pool...... :crackhead:

Galt · 05-14-2002, 03:15 AM

So this is what it sounds like when the doves cry.

Sephiroth · 05-14-2002, 03:18 AM

Quote:drowning pool......

Maynard · 05-14-2002, 03:20 AM

Quote:my girlfriend is working on the show hairspray and left today for 5 weeks to go to seattle for the out-of -town try-outs. I was all psyched for partying with the guys and general running around. instead i am sitting at home, drinking by myself because i am too sad and depressed to go out. i am a total loser and deserve to die. please abuse me.

I'm shutting my phone off NOW! And keeping it off for the next 5 weeks.

Hybrid · 05-14-2002, 03:20 AM

Keyser Soze · 05-14-2002, 03:21 AM

Hey, most of those guys are gay anyhow. At least your odds of her cheating on you are slightly diminished.

Arpikarhu · 05-14-2002, 03:26 AM

Quote:At least your odds of her cheating on you are slightly diminished

not worried about that at all. i am just a lonely tool at the start of a long 5 weeks

Galt · 05-14-2002, 03:35 AM

You know without a moist vagina for 5 weeks, you're going to have to find new places to put your peter. Cantaloupes could quite possibly do the trick. A person could sexually gratify themselves all sorts of ways with everyday household items; if one were so inclined.

Arpikarhu · 05-14-2002, 03:37 AM

last time i did that i was pissing watermelon seeds for a month.

Hybrid · 05-14-2002, 03:37 AM

ouch

Maynard · 05-14-2002, 03:40 AM

Quote:last time i did that i was pissing watermelon seeds for a month.

Why were you pissing watermelon seeds after fucking a cantaloupe?

Arpikarhu · 05-14-2002, 03:41 AM

Quote:Why were you pissing watermelon seeds after fucking a cantaloupe?

ken is right about you

Maynard · 05-14-2002, 03:42 AM

Quote:ken is right about you

Wow, you're fucking slow.

Arpikarhu · 05-14-2002, 03:45 AM

Quote:Wow, you're fucking slow

no, just pathetic