There must be something wrong with the computer. I'm only....uh....22! Yeah, 22 I am, and boy do I feel young. Nope, no one almost 30 over HERE, no sir.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.