My next consulting project

Keyser Soze · 03-10-2006, 09:45 PM

you are the weakest link. goodbye.

Arpikarhu · 03-10-2006, 10:42 PM

Galt Wrote:I need you on a special project that will dramatically improve the company's financial performance: go home and never come back.

this made me laugh out loud.

IrishAlkey · 03-10-2006, 11:34 PM

That's great.

Make sure you tell us the next time you feel a fart coming on so we can all gather around and hold hands.

Charles Manson · 03-10-2006, 11:49 PM

Keyser Soze Wrote:you are the weakest link. goodbye.

this made me break out in hives

The Jays · 03-10-2006, 11:50 PM

You should just get the new call center in India to start their first campaign by calling up the Americans they ar replacing and informing them of the news.

Galt · 03-10-2006, 11:54 PM

Now that's some out of the box thinking.

Charles Manson · 03-10-2006, 11:56 PM

That's Jays 2.0! Deal with it!

Arpikarhu · 03-11-2006, 01:31 AM

IrishAlkey Wrote:That's great.

Make sure you tell us the next time you feel a fart coming on so we can all gather around and hold hands.

you are gonna miss the truck with the government cheese if you keep hanging around here, thalidomide boy

Galt · 03-11-2006, 01:48 AM

You're lucky that Keyser posted in this thread, or that would have definitely been the worst post thus far.

Arpikarhu · 03-11-2006, 01:50 AM

i was just reminding him. i dont want his baby to go hungry

IrishAlkey · 03-11-2006, 03:45 AM

Because we don't have jobs!

Arpikarhu · 03-11-2006, 06:14 PM

i never said that. i dont like the physically deformed to put words in my mouth

GonzoStyle · 03-11-2006, 09:47 PM

The Jays Wrote:You should just get the new call center in India to start their first campaign by calling up the Americans they ar replacing and informing them of the news.

Now thats a brilliant idea.

Sloatsburgh · 03-13-2006, 05:44 PM

Just ask them "So you should ask yourself, with every decision that you make: Is this good for the company? Am I helping the best way that I can for the company? For example, like not showing up to work tomorrow."

Suzie · 03-13-2006, 11:14 PM

are you an efficiency expert?

Sloatsburgh · 03-13-2006, 11:42 PM

Suzie Wrote:are you an efficiency expert?

I'm a consultant.

Galt · 03-13-2006, 11:55 PM

I consult people on stuff too!

GonzoStyle · 03-14-2006, 02:31 AM

your posts suck, that one you get for free.

Black Lazerus · 03-14-2006, 03:04 AM

he consults people on how to open letters.

Galt · 03-14-2006, 03:22 AM

I haven't worked in a cube since 1999. Consult that!