08-15-2006, 02:04 AM
So I walk out of my apartment bld to go to my car to grab something and I forget my damn keys to the apt. So I can't get back in, so this little old lady comes out of just inside the first door to where the mailboxes are. I'm standing there and I wait for her to make her move to open the door . Just as it's ready to shut and I walk through she grabs me and scream as she's trying to push me out: "OH NOOOO!!! AHHHH!!" So I bowl right past here and tell her. "I live right down the hall get the hell off me, ma'am." Then she SCREAMS, bloodcurdingly, "YOU DON"T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!1" So I laugh and walk down the hall to my apartment as she trails me, I'm like "I live right here apartment number 12 go ahead and report me if you want." And that's it. FUN-FUCKING-NY.
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