Don't drink 2 huge table spoon of coffee

GonzoStyle · 10-11-2006, 04:16 PM

not a good idea, I am so freaking out right now... I pressed the backspace key like 40 times so far cause my fingers are jumpy. Oh my god, this is amazing, my hearts gonna explode and I cant stop laughing, my heads spinning!!!!

I just laughed and a huge piece of snot flew out of my nose, im crying now!!!

GonzoStyle · 10-11-2006, 04:17 PM

this is not going well

Mad · 10-11-2006, 04:20 PM

Ride it out, faggot.

Goatweed · 10-11-2006, 04:20 PM

Youre supposed to use a heaping TEASPOON of coffee when you make instant. Duh!

go drink a shitload of water & hope you can dilute the caffeine in your body.

Luna · 10-11-2006, 04:21 PM

instant coffee?? that's just WRONG?

Goatweed · 10-11-2006, 04:22 PM

agreed, although in a pinch it's better than nothing.

Ken'sPen · 10-11-2006, 04:23 PM

I pulled a Great White North and made a Coffee sandwich in college, when pulling an all nighter.

dumbest thing I ever did.

Goatweed · 10-11-2006, 04:24 PM

that doesn't sound palatable at all. yuck.

kinda crunchy, no?

Ken'sPen · 10-11-2006, 04:25 PM

yup,
I put butter on the bread to help it slide down.

I don't recall if it was instant or regular coffee.

GonzoStyle · 10-11-2006, 04:29 PM

MY BRAIN IS MELTING AND YOU'RE DEBATING INSATNT COFFEE!!!

I KNOW IT SUCKS, IM AT WORK, WE DONT HAVE ALL THE WORK AT HOME WHERE WE CAN BE MAKING FUCKIN THE HOME MADE FRESH STUFF, OK JULES!!!!

my heart is on fire!!!

GonzoStyle · 10-11-2006, 04:29 PM

Goatweed Wrote:Youre supposed to use a heaping TEASPOON of coffee when you make instant. Duh!

go drink a shitload of water & hope you can dilute the caffeine in your body.

i thought it said table spoon!!!!

Goatweed · 10-11-2006, 04:31 PM

DO YOU SEE A SIGN OUT FRONT THAT SAYS 'DEAD EGGPLANT FUCKER STORAGE' ???

Luna · 10-11-2006, 04:33 PM

GonzoStyle Wrote:MY BRAIN IS MELTING AND YOU'RE DEBATING INSATNT COFFEE!!!

I KNOW IT SUCKS, IM AT WORK, WE DONT HAVE ALL THE WORK AT HOME WHERE WE CAN BE MAKING FUCKIN THE HOME MADE FRESH STUFF, OK JULES!!!!

my heart is on fire!!!

oh goodness, you remind me of Beavis after he eats a few candy bars.

SOMEBODY CALL THE MEDICS!!!

you poor thing.

Ken'sPen · 10-11-2006, 04:33 PM

I hope he dies.....
seriously,
I want his heart to explode.

GonzoStyle · 10-11-2006, 04:34 PM

it feels like my brain is swimming in raw sewage and my finger are cold, I can't stop laughing!!!!

thank god no one is here right now, my face is all teary eyed and snots coming from my nose and I think im about to pee myself.

Luna · 10-11-2006, 04:34 PM

Maybe he needs a Royale with cheese, Jules?

Ken'sPen · 10-11-2006, 04:35 PM

If he dies,
does anyone know how to contact Arpi,
so we can laugh about it?

GonzoStyle · 10-11-2006, 04:36 PM

I JSUT EMAILED THE WRONG REPORTS TO THE WRONG PEOPLE, IM FUCKED!!! OH MY GOD WHAT IF SOMEONE IS WATCHING ME NOW..

WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPS

GonzoStyle · 10-11-2006, 04:38 PM

my hands are freezing cold and I just tried to get up to go pee and I had a case of vertigo, i'm gonna pee in my water bottle.

Luna · 10-11-2006, 04:41 PM

GonzoStyle Wrote:I JSUT EMAILED THE WRONG REPORTS TO THE WRONG PEOPLE, IM FUCKED!!! OH MY GOD WHAT IF SOMEONE IS WATCHING ME NOW..

WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPS

just call your cell phone and keep making a new recording or play solitaire and talk on the phone like you're with a client.

Nobody will ever be the wiser.