The Next Best Thing Experience

[Next Best Thing]

ok, so Im in a car, after a concert, and I need to piss - I would just pull over & take a piss. If I couldnt leave the car under any circumstance, then a bottle would work.

You must keep in mind this is the lazy man's option here.

The problem with getting out of the car in a crowded parking lot is that everyone is going to be watching. But you take the good with the bad. Me, I'd sooner piss in a bottle.

if I gotta piss, I dont care whos watching - in fact I'm sure there'd be others doing it as well, especially after a concert. So long as I dont get pissed ON, I'll squirt & get back in my ride.

Your preference is reasonable and noted.

Today was a good day at the NBTE. We discussed Bob Dylan, dogs, pissing in bottles, pussy, avatars - all the really important shit. I also learned that drusilla is hot.

Thank you for the excellent questions and the attention.

I love you all.

[GonzoStyle]

stay away from my twin you sick bastard

[Goatweed]

High Pitch?

[GonzoStyle]

that wasnt funny the first 3 times you posted it.

[Next Best Thing]

I'll be back soon to take this up. Who is your twin? I need to know.

[Goatweed]

that wasnt funny the first 3 times you posted it.

who said I was going for funny?

[GonzoStyle]

truth

[GonzoStyle]

I'll be back soon to take this up. Who is your twin? I need to know.

Drusilla

[Goatweed]

truth

I try.

[GonzoStyle]

truth

I try.

actually you don't, that's the point.

[Goatweed]

truth

I try.

actually you don't, that's the point.

I don't what?

[GonzoStyle]

truth

I try.

actually you don't, that's the point.

I don't what?

try, you fuckin creature.

[Next Best Thing]

I'll be back soon to take this up. Who is your twin? I need to know.

Drusilla

She is hot. Definitely.

[GonzoStyle]

I'll be back soon to take this up. Who is your twin? I need to know.

Drusilla

She is hot. Definitely.

keep your piss stained hands away

[Goatweed]

truth

I try.

actually you don't, that's the point.

I don't what?

try, you fuckin creature.

I've been tryin since 2001, and what did it get me? a broken heart!

[Next Best Thing]

I'll be back soon to take this up. Who is your twin? I need to know.

Drusilla

She is hot. Definitely.

keep your piss stained hands away

I would love to fuck her.

[GonzoStyle]

I'll be back soon to take this up. Who is your twin? I need to know.

Drusilla

She is hot. Definitely.

keep your piss stained hands away

I would love to fuck her.

i'll have to kill you, seriously.

like when you see me, just lay down on the floor cause you're dead.

[Next Best Thing]

I'll be back soon to take this up. Who is your twin? I need to know.

Drusilla

She is hot. Definitely.

keep your piss stained hands away

I would love to fuck her.

i'll have to kill you, seriously.

like when you see me, just lay down on the floor cause you're dead.

I wonder if she would talk to me if I PMd her.

[drusilla]

i'm so lost. where did this come from.

[Goatweed]

oh man, I'm not gettin' involved in this - good luck, bro.