What a coincidence...

The Prodigal Son · 11-13-2006, 02:02 AM

My fiance has been bleeding from the crotch for three days. I tried using band-aids and some peroxide but it doesn't stop. Can anyone help me?

GonzoStyle · 11-13-2006, 02:03 AM

since when do blow up dolls bleed?

The Prodigal Son · 11-13-2006, 02:07 AM

Well, the guy at the store told me it was the most life-like.....

Hey wait a minute!

She is real! I swear!

Aren't you, Miss Pillow Pants?

faceman802 · 11-13-2006, 02:22 AM

anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die isn't natural

The Prodigal Son · 11-13-2006, 02:29 AM

I told her that, but she won't listen. Maybe I should cauterize the wound?

diceisgod · 11-13-2006, 02:30 AM

where's the coincidence?

The Prodigal Son · 11-13-2006, 02:38 AM

Read the "My cat has fleas" post

diceisgod · 11-13-2006, 03:14 AM

how's your doodoo?

Mad · 11-13-2006, 03:16 AM

Cunt cancer is just awful.

GonzoStyle · 11-13-2006, 03:16 AM

The Prodigal Son Wrote:Read the "My cat has fleas" post

so you're marrying your cat?

oh man, I guess that "if you legalize gay marriage then they will marry their pets" argument was valid.

The Prodigal Son · 11-13-2006, 03:32 AM

HEEEERRRRRREEEEEE kitty kitty kitty...

Goatweed · 11-13-2006, 03:36 AM

wow. just........wow.

The Prodigal Son · 11-13-2006, 03:44 AM

Just funnin

GonzoStyle · 11-13-2006, 03:44 AM

I used to rub tuna oil on my cock back in das golden age.

Goatweed · 11-13-2006, 03:53 AM

to get the cat to blow you?

The Prodigal Son · 11-13-2006, 03:53 AM

I...

I got nothing.

GonzoStyle · 11-13-2006, 03:58 AM

Goatweed Wrote:to get the cat to blow you?

while i fucked my eggplant and had 6 year old filipino boys sucking on my nipples, LOLOLOL

The Prodigal Son · 11-13-2006, 04:04 AM

Wh....

Ummmm....

still nothing....

Oh wait...6 year olds? Filipinos?

I like where this is going.

Please go on.

GonzoStyle · 11-13-2006, 04:12 AM

I already did, for 2 years.

The Prodigal Son · 11-13-2006, 04:24 AM

What ended it?