So I bring this girl home from the bar - in my forum I might as well divulge

Gooch · 06-27-2003, 04:37 PM

Keyser has Worry Warts???? Ewwwwwwww :26:

Keyser Soze · 06-27-2003, 04:38 PM

rumor monger!

Ronin · 06-27-2003, 04:39 PM

so she was gassy in the bathroom!!! WHO CARES?? so that stops you from doing her? you are so high maintance.

how did you get rid of her since she thought something was going to happen?

Suzie · 06-27-2003, 04:40 PM

emphatic accuser!

Keyser Soze · 06-27-2003, 04:40 PM

the gas would have turned me off as well.

Ronin · 06-27-2003, 04:43 PM

what?? come on.. so if daisy feuntes or selma hayek did that, it would stop you from banging them?? so:

gas > hotness?

Suzie · 06-27-2003, 04:43 PM

she had to go back to the bar later on to meet someone anyway, so I suggested we go now so I could smoke a bowl with the bartender.

Gooch · 06-27-2003, 04:48 PM

prude.

Ronin · 06-27-2003, 04:53 PM

did she do one of those "oh, ok" sayings, like a shocked look when you tried to kick her out?

she was probably saying, "wha happened? i thought I was gettin' some!"

Goatweed · 06-27-2003, 05:05 PM

I would've brought her home and taken a shower with her - everyone wins :banana:

Suzie · 06-27-2003, 05:06 PM

I'm telling you, she just wasn't that hot. That's why it wasn't worth it.

Mad · 06-27-2003, 05:08 PM

goatweed Wrote:I would've brought her home and taken a shower with her - everyone wins :banana:

Wonder if the Mrs. would approve?

Suzie · 06-27-2003, 05:09 PM

goatweed should party with my boss!!
They could swing together....

Goatweed · 06-27-2003, 05:24 PM

Quote:Wonder if the Mrs. would approve?

if she wasn't that hot, I wouldn't have brought her home - she has high standards. Besides, priorities have shifted in out happy home...

Quote:goatweed should party with my boss!!
They could swing together....

don't tempt me!! Swinging is fun, so I hear.

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Suzie · 06-27-2003, 05:27 PM

oooh, I'm fascinated, do tell, do tell! I want to understand the mentality behind being able to commit to someone for life with your mind and heart but share your body. Explain for real to me.

Arpikarhu · 06-27-2003, 05:46 PM

Quote:Besides, priorities have shifted in out happy home...

pstpxpls

Goatweed · 06-27-2003, 06:09 PM

Arpikarhu Wrote:
Quote:Besides, priorities have shifted in our happy home...
pstpxpls

Suzie · 06-27-2003, 06:15 PM

but seriously, you feel no jealousy when yor wife's with any guy? And she's cool watching you with another woman?

Keyser Soze · 06-27-2003, 06:17 PM

the point is shes not daisy fuentes or salma heyek.

Mad · 06-27-2003, 06:19 PM

He's going to be a Daddy! Or least die trying.