Bar-b-q - What's the perfect menu?

[Arthur Dent]

Thin sliced steak marinated in Heineken.
Honey mustard chicken.
Rack of ribs.
Cheddarwurst. (If you haven't had it, you haven't lived)
Home made german potato salad with bacon and onion fried into it.
Macaroni salad and coleslaw.
Fresh watermelon.
Cheeseburgers and hotdogs.
Ice cream.

Now THAT'S a party.