03-31-2004, 08:25 PM
DIG's may have been fake but they were more interesting.
Only #2 and #1 in Laz's list were of any interest.
My favorite was #2 though
I would have included the woman who dropped a jar of mayo on her foot and broke her toe. She sued the supermarket cause their bags were shoddy and broke causing the mayo jar to drop. The problem was it didn't happen until she was in her home already, so no telling how she handled the bags. The catcher though is that she is suing because she no longer enjoys sex with her husband and it's hurting their marriage. I dunno what kind of fucked up wiring she has where a broken toe means translates into a broken pussy.
Only #2 and #1 in Laz's list were of any interest.
My favorite was #2 though
Quote:He hired four "animal psychics" to give him
clues to the animal's whereabouts, and hired a witch to cast spells.
He even spread his own urine around to "mark his territory" to try to
lure the dog home! And, he said, he cried every day.
I would have included the woman who dropped a jar of mayo on her foot and broke her toe. She sued the supermarket cause their bags were shoddy and broke causing the mayo jar to drop. The problem was it didn't happen until she was in her home already, so no telling how she handled the bags. The catcher though is that she is suing because she no longer enjoys sex with her husband and it's hurting their marriage. I dunno what kind of fucked up wiring she has where a broken toe means translates into a broken pussy.
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