04-08-2006, 02:19 AM
For the first time in at least 8 years I have all of the following at once:
Radio
Air conditioning
Heat that turns off - the heat in the max just kept running and running and running
a visible dashboard - the max had a digital one that sometimes didn't get warmed up enough to flash on until at least 45 minutes into my commute
no dents
unpealed paint
clean windows
clean floors
clean everything
And you what? When I got home i got out of my sweaty ass clothes and smelled my jeans I wearing all day, and instead of my oniony, whopper smelling ass crack and balls, I smelled that new car smell from sitting in the seat for the past 45 minutes. Beautiful.
And as for the car getting ripped off, there's a damn good chance. That's why I bought the glock. That's my universal insurance plan. Instead of life and VPS (that's a $3-4K word that stands for Vehicle Protection Service in the car dealer world) and all that other bullshit, I have the 9mm to the temple plan.
Radio
Air conditioning
Heat that turns off - the heat in the max just kept running and running and running
a visible dashboard - the max had a digital one that sometimes didn't get warmed up enough to flash on until at least 45 minutes into my commute
no dents
unpealed paint
clean windows
clean floors
clean everything
And you what? When I got home i got out of my sweaty ass clothes and smelled my jeans I wearing all day, and instead of my oniony, whopper smelling ass crack and balls, I smelled that new car smell from sitting in the seat for the past 45 minutes. Beautiful.
And as for the car getting ripped off, there's a damn good chance. That's why I bought the glock. That's my universal insurance plan. Instead of life and VPS (that's a $3-4K word that stands for Vehicle Protection Service in the car dealer world) and all that other bullshit, I have the 9mm to the temple plan.
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