01-02-2007, 03:48 PM
Let's recap.
Saddam attacks Kuwait.
The US goes in and pushes them out.
The US says "we'll stop killing your soldiers and we'll let you stay in power if you agree to UN inspections." Saddam says "deal". Now the US will be able to know if Iraq is building any WMD. If not, hey man, you live your life, don't fuck with other countries and we're good.
UN says, "knock knock, can we come in?"
Saddam says "hey, fuck you UN, you can't see shit"
US says "come on, please"
Saddam says, "seriously, piss off"
US says "that's not cool dude, you promised."
Saddam says, "stupid bitch."
This goes on for a decade
Then the US gets attacked by terrorists. Americans start realizing "wait, we're not invincible. Some retards who eat dust and live in caves just walked all over us. What if someoen with some real funding wants to take it to us. We're, honestly pretty helpless."
So the US says, "seriously, Saddam, please? We just got a little fucked up and it would really help us out if we could just see what you've got going on in there?"
Saddam says "Ugh, crybaby. Go away. No. Fuck off."
The US says "You know what. You're a dick. I'm serious. If you don't let us in, we're going to kick your ass."
Saddam says "ohhhh, I'm scared. No you can't check anything."
War starts.
Hey, guess what. Saddam didn't have any WMD. If only he had said "sure, come look. Then leave me alone" he'd still be in charge, and we wouldn't be at war with Iraq (probably Iran or North Korea instead).
Saddam attacks Kuwait.
The US goes in and pushes them out.
The US says "we'll stop killing your soldiers and we'll let you stay in power if you agree to UN inspections." Saddam says "deal". Now the US will be able to know if Iraq is building any WMD. If not, hey man, you live your life, don't fuck with other countries and we're good.
UN says, "knock knock, can we come in?"
Saddam says "hey, fuck you UN, you can't see shit"
US says "come on, please"
Saddam says, "seriously, piss off"
US says "that's not cool dude, you promised."
Saddam says, "stupid bitch."
This goes on for a decade
Then the US gets attacked by terrorists. Americans start realizing "wait, we're not invincible. Some retards who eat dust and live in caves just walked all over us. What if someoen with some real funding wants to take it to us. We're, honestly pretty helpless."
So the US says, "seriously, Saddam, please? We just got a little fucked up and it would really help us out if we could just see what you've got going on in there?"
Saddam says "Ugh, crybaby. Go away. No. Fuck off."
The US says "You know what. You're a dick. I'm serious. If you don't let us in, we're going to kick your ass."
Saddam says "ohhhh, I'm scared. No you can't check anything."
War starts.
Hey, guess what. Saddam didn't have any WMD. If only he had said "sure, come look. Then leave me alone" he'd still be in charge, and we wouldn't be at war with Iraq (probably Iran or North Korea instead).