09-03-2007, 02:03 AM
This might actually work out better than I thought:
Quote:Hello, I just love talking to myself. I notice these automatic emails I get are signed by a "Virginia". Beautiful name. A chick. NICE!
Well, Virginia, I think we've now reached the point where your naked pictures won't bring us resolution & healing but only serve as the starting point of years of sexual servitude. Please forward at your convenience and I'll look at them myself, judge whether this will be a "fuck & suck" type situation or a "sweep, wash, launder, dust, & suck" one, and get back to you.
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