Me = Future Star (and you can say it all started here, knew)

[diceisgod]

As the most elder & seasoned professional in this field of one I just invented yesterday, I recommend you get familiar with the work of Christy Lake, a touch old school & already relatively famous, in part, for her fuck-a-fan series (or something like that) & her then concurrent exposure on H. Stern. She is an unpolished gem that rivals any of the silicon stars though at first glance and in the hallows of ignorance perhaps not seemingly in the same league. Nonetheless and as a matter of balls-on-dead-accurate-my-cousin-vinny-style accuracy, I think there are few if any that trump her at least in regard to the psychological inducement elements associated with bag whacking if not in the inherent loin stirrings of traditional visual perfection - the latter like w/ a Lannie Barbie, for example. For another and counter, similar to April Blossom, Lake has a like-air of accessibility to the common slob, that trashy feel like associated with Flo from the old sitcom Alice, for example for those fellow children of 80's TV. But this slutty waitress takes off her clothes revealing her near natural perfection, looks at the camera and says lustily & with a slight wonting growl cracking her voice: "I love getting fucked in my hot, tight, precious pussy. I know you want my hot, tight, wet, hot, wet, precious pussy". Repetition, though on the surface a sign of idiocy and/or condescension in the world outside of where one has their prick in their hand and is jerking it wildly, is one of those indicators, in this biz at least, that you are seeing someone special on the job, one that has that "separating the boys from the cum loving sluts" type quality. She can make you pop and not fucking touch you or herself. Just look into her eyes and listen to the rap - the kind of rap that takes a troubled teenager and turns him into a self loathing career criminal hyper-violoent drug addict with no future and a scary & useless (up until yesterday) insight & eloquence regarding the world of porn.

For specific examples of her wonderfulness see My Virtual Christy - possibly the greatest 1hr 20min of your life and so far from my experience the greatest solo POV film EVER made. Second film worth note involves titans clashing and a third diddling: see Christy's scene with the legendary Keri Windsor in No Mans Land Part 31. Nikki Charm wants to learn to lap and Christy will instruct on Keri's. After Keri's demonic thrashings are complete then you get to watch Christy's - all the while Nikki's eyes flashing a lusty and near murderous scarlet as she attempts to take notes as though her notebook is stuck up between her legs.


Well there's maybe 2-3 reviews I could squeeze out of that up there, but anyway when you say Lanny Barbie to me it's like that redneck guy in the commercial who is sitting to dine at the table of a haughty, well-to-do socialite family w/ servants navigating and there's Jimbob saying, "Could you please pass the jelly?" ...crash, all decent conversation ceases, silence, disapproving looks, indignation, so forth