Who would win in a fight?

[The Jays]

:Mike Piazza walks into pizzeria:

Hi! Can I order a WHOLE pizza, please?

:pizzamaker responds:

We don't serve faggots here.

:Mike Piazza responds:

But I play for the Mets.

izzamaker:

We don't serve Mets here.

:Mike Piazza walks out of pizzeria: