A thread for magus!

[Lord Magus]

thats like saying because you never tried gay sex how can you know you don't like it.

I know because I have issues with frikkin' RECTAL THERMOMETERS, ok!!
If I have problems with THAT, there ain't NO WAY IN hell I'm going to be comfortable with gay sex.
Besides, sex is an expression of desire and attraction, I'm only attracted to women and my right hand. No guys.