THE CELL IS TOO SMALL! - MY EAR IS CRAMPING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!

[IkeaBoy]

Just one more drink, and she was mine.

You had her at "blow me".

LMAO

Now you tell me!

you suave bastard, I walk too close behind a girl and I get kneed in the nuts. Of course I like that so it's not so bad.