Darwin Awards - worst way to die

[Maynard]

What, you mean you guys never stuck a holly branch up your ass??


I think burned or drowned would suck. Anything where you'll be in severe pain before it happens would suck. Also, falling from an airplane and having your chute not open. That would fucking suck. Just watching the ground come up on you so fast, and the whole time, you'd know you were gonna die, and there was NOTHING you could do.




Unless of course, you turn around and screech your feet like airbrakes ala Bugs Bunny and stop 2 feet off the ground.



EDIT - Happy?
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Edited By Maynard on Jan. 25 2002 at 11:38