Where's the sarcasm? - What ever happened to witty repartees?

[diceisgod]

i need someone i can be silly, intelligent, sarcastic and witty and of course serious with.

Firstly, buy a dog. Then paint your face like a clown, read the Wall Street Journal, tell the dog a joke, all while fucking the dog in the ass with a strap-on. Then when your all done, tell the dog you love it. Hope that helps.