Where's the sarcasm? - What ever happened to witty repartees?

[Maynard]

what fun is that? wouldn't it be more fun to let you chase me for awhile so i can tease you and then just end up not giving you any? now that would be fun

WEll if you did that then it would end up with me knocking you down and smashing your skull in with a ball peen hammer. Then I'd just fuck you in the ass anyway. I'm just trying to save me the cleaning bill here by asking you.