I'm pretty sure my roommate is dead

Galt · 04-28-2002, 01:59 AM

So my roommate Matt has been in Costa Rica for the last week. My roommate Jason was supposed to fly down to meet him there yesterday.

Matt just called saying that Jason never arrived and he never received any calls from Jason that they had planned in order to synch up. Jason was supposed to arrive in Costa Rica over 24 hours ago.

Now, some backstory. Jason is/was simply the dumbest person I've ever met. Until I met him, I thought that ADD was a bullshit condition. He has zero attention span, is on multiple prescription emotionally-stabling drugs, and communicates like a Down's patient.

He is dumb enough to miss a flight and not call anyone and tell them, or lose Matt's number in Costa Rica and not think of calling us to see if we can get a hold of Matt.

Should I call his parents and tell them that their son is missing? If so, how long should I wait?

I'm thinking this could just be a joke, since that would be pretty funny. This will allow me just ignore the situation until it is resolved without my assistance.

I'm going to go out drinking.

IkeaBoy · 04-28-2002, 02:05 AM

will you get a 4.0 average?

PatCooper · 04-28-2002, 02:15 AM

Who the fuck wants to go to Costa Rica?

OAS · 04-28-2002, 02:30 AM

Will this end up being an ABC made for TV movie? Who will play Galt?

Edited By OAS on April 27 2002 at 10:32

HedCold · 04-28-2002, 03:41 AM

Quote:I'm pretty sure my roommate is dead

Quote:Should I call his parents and tell them that their son is missing?

Quote:I'm going to go out drinking.

you're a good friend.:thumbs-up:

was he supposed to bring back drugs?

Sean Cold · 04-28-2002, 04:08 AM

On a related note, I am planning a vacation to East 125 Street. It is a little cheaper than a trip to Costa Rica, but, the fun is just as equal. The drugs aren't as pure and the locals use 9mm instead of the CA standaed AK47 but they sure now how to throw a party.

Paper Boy · 04-28-2002, 04:46 AM

Quote:Who the fuck wants to go to Costa Rica?

To see the dinosaurs.

I'd wait atleast a week, you start saying he's missing now, people will look for him and maybe find him alive. The longer you wait the better the chance that he ends up dead and you cna raid his stuff.

IrishAlkey · 04-28-2002, 05:09 AM

I wish your roommate was Arpi.

Galt · 04-28-2002, 05:22 AM

Just an update: I met a pretty hot chick tonight. Jason would have wanted it that way.

Kid Afrika · 04-28-2002, 05:22 AM

[obligatory]what was HIS name?[/obligatory]

Galt · 04-28-2002, 05:26 AM

Quote:I met a pretty hot chick tonight

Quote:[obligatory]what was HIS name?[/obligatory]

[obligatory]Black people don't read too good[/obligatory]

edit: Hi Alkey, shouldn't you be inside Silera right now?

Edited By Galt on April 28 2002 at 01:28

IrishAlkey · 04-28-2002, 05:27 AM

Hi Galt!

mokey:

Kid Afrika · 04-28-2002, 05:27 AM

ok, you missed the joke there.

IrishAlkey · 04-28-2002, 05:30 AM

Quote:Hi Alkey, shouldn't you be inside Silera right now?

The rent is expensive, but I've moved a few things in.

Arpikarhu · 04-28-2002, 05:51 AM

Quote:I wish your roommate was Arpi

can you claim that ear as a dependent? just wondering

PatCooper · 04-28-2002, 03:07 PM

Hey if he is dead look on the bright side.......Now you have the place all to yourself.:fucking:

IrishAlkey · 04-28-2002, 05:09 PM

Quote:can you claim that ear as a dependent? just wondering

Can you claim all the semen in your ass as potential dependents?

The Sleeper · 04-28-2002, 07:24 PM

Quote:can you claim that ear as a dependent? just wondering

Quote:Can you claim all the semen in your ass as potential dependents?

Insult report card:

Arpi: B+
Alkey: C-

Cunt-Twat · 04-28-2002, 07:58 PM

Quote:will you get a 4.0 average?

lmao, dead man on campus reference! nice ikea

Sluggo · 04-28-2002, 08:01 PM

Insult report card:

Alkey: C- = The Sleeper: A+