there's too many rules here...

FNMoron · 01-21-2003, 06:15 PM

why are there so many???

Quote:The Stoner Forum Commandments

1 - Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2 - Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings is a friend.
3 - No animal shall wear clothes.
4 - No animal shall sleep in a bed.
5 - No animal shall drink alcohol.
6 - No animal shall kill another animal.
7 - All animals are equal... except Doors-hippies.
8 - Thursday is the greatest band of all time.
9 - Thursday is also Hawaiian shirt day.
10 - Don't shit where you eat.
11 - Say please & thank you.
12 - Do unto others as you would have done to you.
13 - Don't bogart the bowl.
14 - Don't ash where you eat.
15 - Thou shalt not sell out your fellow pseudo-mods.
16 - Don't open the car door.
17 - Don't step on the brake.
18 - Stab your friends in the back any chance you get :*(
19 - I'm sorry, Hybrid. I didn't mean it. <3
20 - Too late.
21 - Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
22 - fuck you hippie
23 - No, fuck you, xmosherxx.
24 - dont you have a banjo to play
25 - Yes, and it hungers for the taste of your bloody thumb.

you really don't expect people to remember all that, do you??? :poke:

Edited By FNMoron on 1043173075

Hey Ladi · 01-21-2003, 06:35 PM

yeah, I was thinking that

1 - Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2 - Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings is a friend.

7 - All animals are equal... except Doors-hippies.

9 - Thursday is also Hawaiian shirt day.
10 - Don't shit where you eat.

13 - Don't bogart the bowl.
14 - Don't ash where you eat.

16 - Don't open the car door.
17 - Don't step on the brake.

25 - Yes, and it hungers for the taste of your bloody thumb.

...... that's better

Keyser Soze · 01-21-2003, 06:49 PM

stoners can't remember where this forum is let alone the rules

Hey Ladi · 01-21-2003, 06:52 PM

we sniff our way here

FNMoron · 01-21-2003, 09:31 PM

:fuggin:

Luna · 01-21-2003, 10:47 PM

I still have to get a few Hawaiin shirts for Thursdays.

FNMoron · 01-21-2003, 10:52 PM

oooh.... pick me up one too.... ok Luna... thanks... you're the bestest :thumbs-up:

NaughtyAngel · 01-22-2003, 12:03 AM

there were never any rules when it was the kingdom :banana:

FNMoron · 01-22-2003, 12:26 AM

yeah... and look where that got you Amy... the Stoners took over :lol:

NaughtyAngel · 01-22-2003, 12:33 AM

gonzo was supposed to take away hybrid's modship and give it to me but i guess he forgot

Luna · 01-22-2003, 01:18 AM

Here ya go, FN:
[Image: HawaiiGarden-Blk.jpg]

see if that fits....
::runs back to GoogleMart::

Luna · 01-22-2003, 01:20 AM

who wants this one?
[Image: shirtorchid.gif]

Danked · 01-22-2003, 01:24 AM

As a result of my devilish schemings in my drunken state at the bowling alley, I did some things I regret and I'm sorry.

Hybrid and I aren't on speaking terms right now. Undecided

NaughtyAngel · 01-22-2003, 02:12 AM

yeah but im happy bout them, you came over and put your hand on my thigh :loveya:

plus he shouldnt be mad because he still has his modship

FNMoron · 01-22-2003, 02:13 AM

it's ok buddy... :thumbs-up:

Danked · 01-22-2003, 02:19 AM

It was your knee. Rolleyes

FNMoron · 01-22-2003, 02:39 AM

wow.... i just noticed.... more rules... :disappointed:

Quote:26 - Ladi doesnt make the rules around here
27 - Actually, she does. She made up number's 10 through 13.
28 - Rules 10-13 don't have to be followed

what's the world coming to when stoners need all these rules... Undecided

Hybrid · 01-22-2003, 02:42 AM

i said they dont need to be followed :thumbs-up:

Danked · 01-22-2003, 02:44 AM

Right. We just like playing with our toys.

They make Gonzo feel like the moderators are actually doing something when he reads the Moderators' Log.

Hybrid · 01-22-2003, 02:46 AM

i dont have the attention span or will to have a full fake fight with danked like maynard and arpi either. so this is nice.