i am a sales god

diceisgod · 12-17-2005, 12:09 AM

DIG goes green soon to be purple

IrishAlkey · 12-17-2005, 12:13 AM

I assumed you were unemployed.

diceisgod · 12-17-2005, 12:20 AM

Fool!

Danked · 12-17-2005, 12:26 AM

Actually, a lot of drug users are both employed and considered respectable members of society!

Right, DIG?

diceisgod · 12-17-2005, 12:28 AM

Yes, employed

GonzoStyle · 12-17-2005, 05:37 AM

would you like to supersize that for an additional 40 cents?

yes.

BOOM!

Mad · 12-17-2005, 03:03 PM

That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.

So how's the coffee?

diceisgod · 12-17-2005, 03:26 PM

that's about right

GonzoStyle · 12-17-2005, 08:18 PM

fuck you, that's my name!!!

diceisgod · 12-23-2005, 12:35 AM

OH YEAH! WELL DID YOU JUST GO PURPLE FUCK FACE!

GonzoStyle · 12-23-2005, 01:26 AM

I am without a doubt a better sales god than you, don't even test that theory.

diceisgod · 12-23-2005, 01:29 AM

no i am indeed more full of shit than you

GonzoStyle · 12-23-2005, 01:30 AM

You aren't even in the same category of bullshit artist that I am, you may good but you'll always be second best as long as i'm around.

diceisgod · 12-23-2005, 01:34 AM

What do you sell? Houses? You might as well push around an apple cart. Sell software to a bunch of cheap fucking kike bankers then try to match bullshit with me.

GonzoStyle · 12-23-2005, 01:37 AM

I have sold pretty much everything under the sun my boy, when you can make a living selling shitty kitchen knives or vacuum cleaners... DOOR TO DOOR!

come holler at me.

diceisgod · 12-23-2005, 01:42 AM

I've been trained by the king. Check him out: http://www.intellworks.com/ronbook.htm

GonzoStyle · 12-23-2005, 04:08 AM

zig ziglar, is the only true sales teacher, everyone else is a phoney.

diceisgod · 12-23-2005, 04:37 AM

If your company ever gets the chance to bring lavine onsite tell them to do it. He'll blow you away he's so good.

GonzoStyle · 12-23-2005, 05:31 AM

shelly "the machine" levine!!!

Hawt Baux · 12-23-2005, 05:37 AM

I saw green to purple and got excited.

Alas, he was not talking about the infected track marks on his arm.