The Next Best Thing Experience

[Luna]

that's just wrong.

whaaaa??

[GonzoStyle]

never the hells but I have put on make up, lipstick mascara and all, and her under garments, as a kid I was a curious little lad.

my imaginary friends used to call me whiskers cause I was so curious.

[Luna]

never the hells but I have put on make up, lipstick mascara and all, and her under garments, as a kid I was a curious little lad.

my imaginary friends used to call me whiskers cause I was so curious.

that's kinda hot.

wanna have a tea party some day?

[GonzoStyle]

No, cause you scare me.

[Luna]

No, cause you scare me.

MWAHAHAAA.

[GonzoStyle]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[Goatweed]

:puke:

[Luna]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

ouch.

[Next Best Thing]

The Thing does not wear underwear, hasn't for close to two decades.

Next question.

[GonzoStyle]

That shit is annoying, when your cock slips down your pant leg, or your balls slip down one pant leg and your cock down the other.

[faceman802]

he's probably gotta small one

[Next Best Thing]

Sitting on balls when getting in and out of cars in the primary problem.

Sometimes, when 100% of my body weight comes down on my balls, I don't feel a thing, and other times, The slightest bit of contact paralyzes me. Someone I respect explained this to me once. Want to know why this happens? This is part of the anatomy & physiology lesson.

[GonzoStyle]

He's not alone, i've seen hundreds in the locker room and I have a new found confidence in my dangling fury.

[Next Best Thing]

Noen of those remarks were in the form of a question, but I'll address the general topic because I think it's important. When assessing my own penis size, I always prefer to refer to household items rather than actual measurements, because there may be some Europeans around who don't grasp the American measurement system.

My cock is the size of a sleeve of saltines.

[faceman802]

if its that big, why would you waste it trying to nail some frumpy woman from england?

[GonzoStyle]

that's been 3/4's eaten and rolled down.

[Next Best Thing]

if its that big, why would you waste it trying to nail some frumpy woman from england?

The problem with having a large penis is that prospective fuck partners don't know until they actually see or feel it.

[faceman802]

you could go on paltalk and ask them if they wanna see your penis

[Luna]

NBT, are you 'regular?' or do you need to get more fiber in your diet?

[GonzoStyle]

all the really ugly guys seem to have huge cocks, its gods awful sense of humor.