The Next Best Thing Experience

[Next Best Thing]

I would do that but I don't know how to post pictures. I don't even have a digital camera, and if I did, I'd probably electrocute myself trying to hook it up. Someone please help.

[Luna]

I would do that but I don't know how to post pictures. I don't even have a digital camera, and if I did, I'd probably electrocute myself trying to hook it up. Someone please help.

figures. You damn lamers from the original Sony board can't do shit.

pathetic.

[Next Best Thing]

I would do that but I don't know how to post pictures. I don't even have a digital camera, and if I did, I'd probably electrocute myself trying to hook it up. Someone please help.

figures. You damn lamers from the original Sony board can't do shit.

pathetic.

I am definitely not a computer geek, this is has been established.

Please ask some decent questions, folks.

[faceman802]

I would do that but I don't know how to post pictures. I don't even have a digital camera, and if I did, I'd probably electrocute myself trying to hook it up. Someone please help.

figures. You damn lamers from the original Sony board can't do shit.

pathetic.

I am definitely not a computer geek, this is has been established.

Please ask some decent questions, folks.

This thread sucks, why?

[Next Best Thing]

I would do that but I don't know how to post pictures. I don't even have a digital camera, and if I did, I'd probably electrocute myself trying to hook it up. Someone please help.

figures. You damn lamers from the original Sony board can't do shit.

pathetic.

I am definitely not a computer geek, this is has been established.

Please ask some decent questions, folks.

This thread sucks, why?

Because the audience is not asking the right questions.

[faceman802]

Do you think we care about your life?

[Next Best Thing]

Do you think we care about your life?

This is another awful question, but since it's on the Next Best Thing Experience, and it's properly phrased, I guess I'm obligated to answer.

I believe most of you do NOT care about my life.

[Luna]

Have you ever had crime scene sex?

[Next Best Thing]

Have you ever had crime scene sex?

No.

I have squeezed a cop's tits once, though.

[faceman802]

Did he enjoy it?

[Next Best Thing]

Did he enjoy it?

The cop was a female. It was a New Jersey State Trooper, and the incident occurred in a police car in the middle of the day. I would say she enjoyed it, marginally. It cvould have gone a little better & I think it would have if there weren't as many people around watching.

[faceman802]

should have showed her your large penis?

[Next Best Thing]

It's not that I wouldn't have, it was just a little awkward circumstances.

[GonzoStyle]

where in new york do you live and when are we hanging out?

[Next Best Thing]

I live in Orange County.

If you can convince Luna to fuck me, we're hanging out immediately.

[GonzoStyle]

if you can't convince someone as easy as luna, no one can help you.

[Next Best Thing]

She's playing coy with me, the only reasonable explanation I can come up with is she may be afraid of large penises for some reason.

[GonzoStyle]

or you're just an ugly loser

[Goatweed]

or you're just an ugly loser

you beat me to it.

[Next Best Thing]

I'll let the evidence speak for itself.

I am almost positive I'm not ugly, or a loser, but everything's relative.

Next question.