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[Spitfire]

Sure, everyone loves the VG and everyone allows Gonzo's meat missile up their sphincter but I think it's about high time that I got my own whore......someone I can violate at will as my own personal bitch :fuckin:

So give me your qualifications, and I'll see if any of you fuckers make the cut :eatme:

[Maynard]

I would apply for this, but since I'm the only one here that's seen you're underwear (I hope) I think that I am an automatic shoe-in!

[fbd]

so spit, have you ever dabbled in pedophelia?want to?

[IrishAlkey]

I have the most experience.
That's all I'm gonna say.

[Maynard]

I have the most experience.
That's all I'm gonna say.

Yeah, WITH MEN!

[Doc]

I can nail a 9 inch spike through a piece of 3/4" plywood using only my member.

OK, it's a toothpick and a wet Brawny, but I'm working up to it

[IrishAlkey]

I have the most experience.
That's all I'm gonna say.

Yeah, WITH MEN!

You mean, Spit isn't a guy?

*picks up briefcase and leaves*

[IkeaBoy]

I'll be your whore spit, i have this thing for redheads...female redheads

[Maynard]

I can do cock pushups!

[Hey Ladi]

but since I'm the only one here that's seen you're underwear

No, I did too. :p

[Sluggo]

My Declaration

[Spitfire]

Pedophilia, maybe....I do like em hairless...
Sorry Maymay, i show everyone my underwears, besides, I don't dig bestiality :roltflmao:

Declaring your love for me is not enough...you must also show what you can do for me :burnfucker:



Edited By Spitfire on Jan. 15 2002 at 4:43

[Maynard]

Pedophilia, maybe....I do like em hairless...
Sorry Maymay, i show everyone my underwears, besides, I don't dig bestiality :roltflmao:

WEll what about all our late nights we spent together after Mr. Spit left?

[Sluggo]

OK...
I give up...
I said it over a half hour ago...
But you don't care anyway. hot:

Show what I can do for you?
I already have...
Plus I've got some good smoke. :fuggin:



Edited By Sluggo on Jan. 15 2002 at 4:45

[Maynard]

Oh shut up and stop touching your cat Sluggo.

[Sephiroth]

I once slugged my Grandma, broke that bitch's jaw real nice, yo.

Thats my only real qualification. I can sucker-punch old women.

[Snoteater]

I have my own place.

[Sluggo]

I once slugged my Grandma, broke that bitch's jaw real nice, yo.

Thats my only real qualification. I can sucker-punch old women.

Seph...
When I read that I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom in the face!!!

Maynard...Is this your favorite site, or what?




Edited By Sluggo on Jan. 15 2002 at 4:50

[Wormface]

I look like mickey rourke.

[Maynard]

I look like mickey rourke.

Yeah, in "Johnny Handsome".