Where's the sarcasm? - What ever happened to witty repartees?

The Painter · 04-05-2002, 02:25 AM

She thinks you care. How sweet.

diceisgod · 04-05-2002, 02:29 AM

Quote:i need someone i can be silly, intelligent, sarcastic and witty and of course serious with.

Firstly, buy a dog. Then paint your face like a clown, read the Wall Street Journal, tell the dog a joke, all while fucking the dog in the ass with a strap-on. Then when your all done, tell the dog you love it. Hope that helps.

Street Angel · 04-05-2002, 02:39 AM

Quote:She thinks you care. How sweet.

i do?

The Painter · 04-05-2002, 10:21 AM

Quote:i do

Now she wants to get married

Arthur Dent · 04-05-2002, 10:36 AM

Quote:i've been noticing that my sarcasm hasn't been going over very well lately, especially with men. whatever happened to those days of witty repartee? conversing with someone where you challege eachother? why must everything be so serious all the time? i need someone i can be silly, intelligent, sarcastic and witty and of course serious with. someone who'll appreciate my sarcastic ways and put me in my place with a good comeback. i'm so tired of guys who get all pissy if i make a smartass remark. i'm a very sarcastic little bitch. i like to play, i love teasing and i crave battles of the mind. why can't I find that?

Don't you hate it when strippers want to have a conversation with you that doesn't involve sex.

::Was that sarcastic enough?::

DGW · 04-05-2002, 01:32 PM

Did Arpi or Ken get upset at you?

Ken'sPen · 04-05-2002, 02:10 PM

DGW if I ever embrace the gay lifestyle like Arpi has,
you would be the first name on my signature "enemies list"
sans kissy smiles of course.

Edited By Ken'sPen on April 05 2002 at 09:51

Doc · 04-05-2002, 03:00 PM

It's official

This thread has become gayer than Richard Simmons in hot pants at a matinee of Cats

Congrats

Galt · 04-05-2002, 03:05 PM

Keyser Soze · 04-05-2002, 03:09 PM

Fuck em if they can't take a joke.

Maynard · 04-05-2002, 03:15 PM

Quote:Fuck em if they can't take a joke.

:thumbs-up:

Ken'sPen · 04-05-2002, 03:22 PM

I always feel enlightened after reading a Maynard Post.

Street Angel · 04-05-2002, 11:06 PM

Quote:Fuck em if they can't take a joke.

i'd rather fuck 'em if the CAN take a joke, that's the point!

thank you for turning my first thread into gay chat. Rolleyes

Maynard · 04-05-2002, 11:08 PM

Can we just stop playing these games and let me just stick my cock in your ass SA?

Street Angel · 04-05-2002, 11:10 PM

Quote:Can we just stop playing these games and let me just stick my cock in your ass SA?

what fun is that? wouldn't it be more fun to let you chase me for awhile so i can tease you and then just end up not giving you any? now that would be fun Wink

Maynard · 04-05-2002, 11:12 PM

Quote:what fun is that? wouldn't it be more fun to let you chase me for awhile so i can tease you and then just end up not giving you any? now that would be fun

WEll if you did that then it would end up with me knocking you down and smashing your skull in with a ball peen hammer. Then I'd just fuck you in the ass anyway. I'm just trying to save me the cleaning bill here by asking you.

HedCold · 04-05-2002, 11:13 PM

are you going to show us your [Image: boobs.gif]

or something?

Keyser Soze · 04-05-2002, 11:30 PM

I can take a joke, wanna fuck?

The Sleeper · 04-05-2002, 11:42 PM

Quote:I can take a joke, wanna fuck?

Doesnt that belongin one of those "Wacky pick-up line" threads.

Hey StreetAngel, the word of the day is "legs" hows about you come over and spread the word? wink wink nudge nudge

Street Angel · 04-05-2002, 11:55 PM

Quote:are you going to show us your (boobs) or something?

if you're nice to me

Quote:I can take a joke, wanna fuck?

what's in it for me? Wink

Quote:Hey StreetAngel, the word of the day is "legs" hows about you come over and spread the word? wink wink nudge nudge

ok, i like this one Smile