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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: LOTD: Ways to tell your obsessed with O&A. | ||||
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| Arthur Dent | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 12:23 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00  | Here's a new list Entry: You can't afford a life because you need the $$$ for the server bill for your message board.  Mercenaries: Don't Fight till the Profits Right. A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Send' button. I have adopted VooDude. Room for one more. | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 12:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Over 25% of your hard drive is MP3's / video clips / pics from the O&A show opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. | ||||
| Ass4WOW | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 12:51 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: plus several Zip disks and burned CD's. *Your vocabulary has expanded to include sound bytes and goofy phrases for sexual positions, and when you say things like "more gooder", the general public just thinks you're really fucking stupid  Cutie In Training under GrkqtOandAfan (how could I not pick her, just look at that sig pic) | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 12:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Your mother gets really pissed when you stick a WOW sticker on her pick-up truck because your car was in the shop and you had to borrow hers to get to work that Wednesday If I ever had twins I'd use one for parts | ||||
| HeyBEERMAN56 | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 12:58 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | yeah u knew your obsessed with the show is when u can time it to the exacxt second when the come on the air. YOUR DRUNK BROTHER,HeyBEERMAN 56 | ||||
| hellspawn warrior G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Brinstar Invasion Team | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 12:59 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | When cursing, you just use the first letter. You F'n csucker MF'er.  | ||||
| windowlck | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:04 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | You tell your girlfriend (who hates the show) that you're hanging out with your friends, while instead your getting drunk at Bar 9. Also you switch the gym you work out at, because the old one didn't get good radio reception. You actually tuned into XFL Gameday to watch O&A.  "What are you gonna do?Release the dogs?! Or the bees?! Or dogs with bees in their mouth so that when they bark they shoot bees at you?" This message was edited by windowlck on 8-22-01 @ 1:09 PM | ||||
| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:18 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | ...When you sit 3000 miles away in California and listen to the tapes you made while you were in New Jersey..... I have about 24 tapes, and my family and friends have heard them all about a millioin times-- And they hate them ^_^quote: ...So it's not just ME?! ....When you try to tune in The Don and Mike show on your POS alarm clock radio because they MIGHT just MIIIIIIIGHT mention Ken Stevens or Jeremy and what O&A got in the ratings. Don't think my ears don't bleed...   Walk it off, deek... | ||||
| NJopposition | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:25 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | when you tune out as soon as commercials come on and it becomes some sort of weird in-born instinct that you turn the station back on as soon as the song takes you back into the show.... | ||||
| leather-cheerio-face | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:30 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | When you ask a girl for a wow and are surprised when you get slapped, or she just looks at you like you're a retard. By the way, I've never done that. I swear...quote:Hi, my name is LCF, and I'm an op-ack-aholic.  A.K.A. Th' Mad Phat Thread Killer This message was edited by leather-cheerio-face on 8-22-01 @ 1:38 PM | ||||
| meatballnip | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:38 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | when your friends and family hold an intervention. when you have every radio in your house on, in case you have to go into a different room.  Stoner/Swiller...what? Hey, pass me a brew. | ||||
| WyzeGuy | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:42 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Your best pick-up line is "can I see your stuff?" You name your dog Twato You name your son Stinky. Stacker 2 for breakfast, Horney-Goat-Weed for lunch, the Brooklyn Diner for dinner. Stalker Patty starts to sound sexy. You get a WOW tattoo. You can't watch reruns of "Full House" without feeling dirty. Your idea of dirty talk is "I'm gonna stick my C in your F'ing A and shoot Banana Juice all over your Ts." You carry around your very own "inappropiate bell." You plan your vacation around "Teen Week." You get audited by the IRS for listing your O&A-Message-Board-Adoptee as a dependant. You call strangers at random, asking if they wanna play "Guess What's In My Pant?" You list way too many entries, when one would've sufficed! | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | You actually care about Amy's life. 1  220, 221, whatever it takes. Showering Carmine with paternal love. | ||||
| O+A_Armyman | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:47 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Your family thinks your insane cause you walk around wearing a wakeman laughing to yourself Proud grunt of the O+A army I know where my towel is. | ||||
| Thrillhouse Alkey gave me my bonus points back. | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:54 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | you actually care about what andrew dice clay is doing Adopted by AFDude - A member of the WGWNGN | ||||
| beer lover | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:56 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 00 | When everytime you hear something cool you say "Nice, right Norton?" and noone around you is named Norton. When it's time to leave work but you don't because Anthony and Jay Mohr are on fire and your afraid you are going to miss something. Then you end up staying at work a half hour longer than you have to. | ||||
| lyneday
| posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:58 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | you set your work/break schedule around the show or try to find a job where you can listen everyday  I just can't believe all the things people say. Why must I deal with this shit every fucking day. ever stop to think ..... and forget to start again?? | ||||
| ScubaSteve | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 2:13 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01 | Instead of saying "what a pain in the ass" you find your self saying "what a pain in DA DOOMPER!!!" And you laugh while people around you start to run away. Under the care of CriticsLoveSnatch | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 2:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | * You refresh the OA.com board every minute hoping that there is a new post to respond to * When people say they don't listen to O&A you feel as if there's somethign wrong with them * you rearrange your life just so you can listen to every second of the show * If you have to go to the bathroom during the show, you bring a stereo or walkman into the bathroom with you so you don't miss a thing * You masturbate thinking about Opie or Anthony (not that I've done this mind you) * You feedback nearly every show no matter if your stuff gets read or not * You write two articles about the show for your school newspaper * You still speak in Spaz talk  The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Brittny | ||||
| JerseyTerp | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 2:38 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 00 | You mention O&A at least once in almost every conversation you have. You work out on the treadmill instead of the stairmaster because you can get better reception on the treadmill. You spend time trying to recruit new listeners and vehemently arguing with people who say they're not as funny as Stern. | ||||
| beer lover | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 2:40 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 00 | When you try and figure out when their 100th show in Philly is going to be so you can take that day off and go down and hang with them. | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 3:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: So what, you're saying that we're not your friends windowlck?  It's just "I love you" can mean a lot of things, like "You'll do till someone better comes along", or "I can't describe how I really feel but I know I'm supposed to say this", or "Shut up, I'm watchin' TV"...  | ||||
| MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy! | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 3:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: When you start LOTDs or ask lots of questions  | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 3:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Some more- * you slip in O&A references just to see if anyone notices it as an O&A reference. * you start arguements with people who just mention Stern's name as to why O&A are better The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Brittny | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 3:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Your email address is [email protected] If I ever had twins I'd use one for parts | ||||
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