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julia_mccann
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 3:44 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
so far, the funniest person on the O&A show is the Dice Man. And, the bravest, and at the same time, most humiliated person, is Pattie. It's true, Howard Stern is a freakin bore job. It's in his nature. Does anyone know how true it is that his winky is as big as a pinky? If so, I can't understand why peeps are always taking about his banging chicks. :)

Roger
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posted on 11-13-2001 @ 3:50 PM      
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quote:

Does anyone know how true it is that his winky is as big as a pinky?

Why does anyone care? "Hoo hoo, I invented small dicks"


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o&aswallow
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 3:59 PM      
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Who is this small dicked wonder you speak of?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

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posted on 11-13-2001 @ 4:04 PM      
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quote:

so far, the funniest person on the O&A show is the Dice Man
How sad.



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julia_mccann
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 4:10 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
i know, it's very sad.

Roger
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posted on 11-13-2001 @ 4:11 PM      
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quote:

the bravest, and at the same time, most humiliated person, is Pattie.


Humiliated? Sure. Brave? I think you're mistaken. The word you're looking for is naive perhaps? How 'bout "mentally deficient"?


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
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posted on 11-13-2001 @ 4:15 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

so far, the funniest person on the O&A show is the Dice Man



I beg to differ. That Rich Vos is a hoot.


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o&aswallow
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 4:44 PM      
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Based on Julia's two comments, does anyone else smell enemy of the show?

Go get her Roger!



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
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quote:

Go get her Roger!


Are you asking me to mod? That goes against my "Laziest Mod Ever" philosophy.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
julia_mccann
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 4:57 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
no, i am pretty sure i meant brave. pattie is definitely mentally deficient, no doubt. but at the same time, brave.

i am just wondering why O&A can't have a regular chick on that is hot and smart and funny. are they afraid she might steal the show?

Roger
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posted on 11-13-2001 @ 5:03 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

why O&A can't have a regular chick on that is hot and smart and funny.


I'm sorry, I'm just too busy. I can't be everywhere at once!


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Fez
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posted on 11-13-2001 @ 5:08 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Are you asking me to mod? That goes against my "Laziest Mod Ever" philosophy.



Laziest Mod Ever: Well thats the scientific term.

We like to call them girl mods.


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julia_mccann
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 5:08 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
no need to apologize. but it would be refreshing.

Kid Afrika
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 5:15 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I'm sorry, I'm just too busy. I can't be everywhere at once!


Well well, aren't we conceited? ;)

And how busy can you be? It can't take that long to do his laundry, can it?


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Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 5:16 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

We like to call them girl mods


Yeah, its not like us chicks to be all macho, throwing our muscles around.

quote:

Well well, aren't we conceited?


[Walken voice]Maybe you[/Walken voice] I'm just confident. And doing his laundry does take a long time. Like 10 minutes to put it all in a bag and call the laundrymat to pick it up.

"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"


This message was edited by Roger on 11-13-01 @ 5:24 PM
IkeaBoy
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I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 5:22 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

but at the same time, brave.
Oooo I got it! When she says 'brave' she uses it like when Maury calls the genetic mishaps 'brave.'
quote:

i am just wondering why O&A can't have a regular chick on that is hot and smart and funny.
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o&aswallow
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 5:22 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
OK Fez, Roger's being a girly chick, looks like you get to be super mod.



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

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posted on 11-13-2001 @ 5:24 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

i am just wondering why O&A can't have a regular chick on that is hot and smart and funny. are they afraid she might steal the show?


Funny? that's reaching. But there are smart women, ya just gotta look.
Apparently, you fit in the "stupid unfunny twat" category, Julia.






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Roger
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posted on 11-13-2001 @ 5:32 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I don't think I want hot, smart, funny women to be on the show. I know I'm a chick, but women are annoying! Esp. when they won't get nekkid. What's the opposite of a feminist when you're female? Is it still called sexist?


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 5:54 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

What's the opposite of a feminist when you're female?
To some hardcore feminists this is as bad as being a black guy who owns slaves



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posted on 11-13-2001 @ 5:55 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

i am just wondering why O&A can't have a regular chick on that is hot and smart and funny. are they afraid she might steal the show?


julia_mccann = The Radio Chick angling for Norton's job???



Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 5:59 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

julia_mccann = The Radio Chick angling for Norton's job???


She said hot, smart, and funny.

quote:

as bad as being a black guy who owns slaves


Geez, that's harsh!


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
red rocket
Secret Sex Chat
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 11:08 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

julia_mccann = The Radio Chick

quote:

She said hot, smart, and funny.

The Radio Chick it too Jew looking for me. She always had a bitchy attitude. She had a hook nose like howie.


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posted on 11-14-2001 @ 12:20 AM      
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don't you know that there are no funny women. girls just aren't funny.


good question roger, if you figure out the answer let me know.




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posted on 11-14-2001 @ 12:53 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

julia_mccann = The Radio Chick angling for Norton's job???
quote:

She said hot, smart, and funny.
Well, she did supposedly graduate from Harvard, so she's got one out of three. Actually, I'll say one and a half (she was occasionally funny).



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