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av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 4:56 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	When he's in the studio, him laughing at the boys makes me laugh more. I guess his laugh is infectious. Anyone else get that when someone else is laughing? Av8er Radio [Â AIMÂ ] [Â ICQÂ ]Â [Â E-MailÂ ] imÂ·pact raÂ·diÂ·o [ĭm'pÃ¢kt' rā'dē-Âō]n. The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin.

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 5:04 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Bill is also pretty funny. My favorite Cowbell Bill line.... 'We got ten minutes' (3 people get that one) I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 5:30 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Yea, I tend to laugh for the sole reason that other people around me are laughing. I also have the problem where I laugh way too much at things I say. This causes a problem when I am telling a joke or humorous anectode and start cracking up before the punchline. "Ya know, Repossessing things is the hardest part of my job."

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 5:38 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: start cracking up before the punchline I sorta do that too. I just tend to start smiling uncontrollably which hinders my ability to tell the rest of the joke...too funny. Av8er Radio [Â AIMÂ ] [Â ICQÂ ]Â [Â E-MailÂ ] imÂ·pact raÂ·diÂ·o [ĭm'pÃ¢kt' rā'dē-Âō]n. The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin.

Roger Mistress Of The Double Posts	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 5:44 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: start cracking up before the punchline. I'm notorious for that. And you can't understand me when I'm laughing. I once took a full 10 minutes to explain a DarkWing Duck episode to my 10th grade class the whole time laughing so hard that nobody knew what I was saying or talking about. They gave me that Butt~head look while I laughed myself into cramping and gagging. If I find something funny, chances are you'll have no idea what it is. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"

hammersavage	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 6:59 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Roger said: quote: I once took a full 10 minutes to explain a DarkWing Duck episode to my 10th grade class. Is that the grade your in now? Sorry, just a old, tired joke that I couldn't resist. Salad Tosser Left Fielder, Center Fielder, and First Baseman Official Painter of Billboards "Opie and Anthony: The thinking mans Beavis and Butthead" -Playboy

Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!!	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 6:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Cowbell Bill is always funny. There's a method to my madness.

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 11-21-2001 @ 8:41 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	I dont laugh at my own jokes, but others laughing makes me laugh. Especially with SNL. when they start laughing, it makes the funniest bits. ex)Sean Hayes hosted, and the bit with him and Jimmy Fallon working in the high class store and Will Ferrel comes out on the little rascal with tiny phone and they all start to laugh...classic AIM \| E-MAIL My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?" Despite all my RAGE, i am still just a rat in a cage.

GonzoStyle	posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:29 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: (3 people get that one) I feel left out. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 11-24-01 @ 1:30 PM

Cowbell Bill	posted on 11-26-2001 @ 8:39 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	quote: When he's in the studio, him laughing at the boys makes me laugh more Its funny how things flap around. I make you laugh and you make me laugh. Its all good . By the way can I call you a carpet puncher. He He!

Dennis30	posted on 11-26-2001 @ 10:27 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 00	Bill sure does add to the show, he added the valuable term "cranky ass" to my vocabulary as well as "pop a nugget". You're a good man Bill. Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeke One!

Dennis30	posted on 11-26-2001 @ 10:27 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 00	Bill sure does add to the show, he added the valuable term "cranky ass" to my vocabulary as well as "pop a nugget". You're a good man Bill. Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeke One!

Cranky Ass	posted on 11-27-2001 @ 12:24 AM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	Thanks for the namesake Bill. :) ________________ Read Me On Foundry \| Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio \| AIM Me \| E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God..... ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 11-27-2001 @ 7:08 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: By the way can I call you a carpet puncher. He He LMAO....It's all good. It could be worse. Av8er Radio [Â AIMÂ ] [Â ICQÂ ]Â [Â E-MailÂ ]

brother joe I write the songs that make the whole world sing.... ...the Patty Duke Theme I got the Clap from AMY!	posted on 11-28-2001 @ 6:40 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	What a thread!!!! Yeah....I've been best friends with Cowbell Bill for about 30 yrs. now, and I gotta tell ya'... Bill is a fungi.... I am Joe...aka Ricky Martin(thanks to Froy)...and I will still give the people what they want!...

HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)	posted on 11-28-2001 @ 10:06 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	fuck yea, Cowboy Bill=always good for a laugh....haaaaa beeelllll AIM: Tv v ist of FaTe "some people jus need a ruthless beating!" for wrestling news http://bounce.to/NwF Sam Adams-"theres no beer in the food, but theres food in the beer" This message was edited by HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe) on 12-1-01 @ 12:41 AM

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 11-28-2001 @ 11:28 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: I've been best friends with Cowbell Bill for about 30 yrs. now Just don't show up to your next gig wearing this... *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"* This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 12-9-01 @ 5:58 PM

brother joe I write the songs that make the whole world sing.... ...the Patty Duke Theme I got the Clap from AMY!	posted on 11-29-2001 @ 6:15 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Just don't show up to your next gig wearing this... NICE ANTS!!!!!...LMFAO!!!!! If you make that shirt, I'll wear it at the first Bar9 Gig. That's fuck'n funny as hell!!!! nice job! I am Joe...aka Ricky Martin(thanks to Froy)...and I will still give the people what they want!...

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 11-29-2001 @ 9:07 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	That is fucking hilarious. Joe, doesn't your brother in law do silk screening? I'm sure he could whip something up. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

rYgUrGiTaTiOn	posted on 11-29-2001 @ 9:43 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01	stern played the brittany spears moaning tape this morning, what a whore...

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 11-29-2001 @ 4:30 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: If you make that shirt, I'll wear it at the first Bar9 Gig. Niiice. I'll see what I can do. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"*

Roger Mistress Of The Double Posts	posted on 11-29-2001 @ 5:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: doesn't your brother in law do silk screening? Hey Joe, you didn't get a million business cards from Johnny for some t~shirt company? Tony's Tees or something? I'm sure he'll make the tee with his patented "I Know Johnny Race" on the back! ;) "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"

GonzoStyle	posted on 11-30-2001 @ 2:47 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: Yeah....I've been best friends with Cowbell Bill for about 30 yrs. now, and I gotta tell ya'... name dropper... ooh you know someone on the show yeah your special allright... oops didn't add my sarcasm tags. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here

brother joe I write the songs that make the whole world sing.... ...the Patty Duke Theme I got the Clap from AMY!	posted on 12-03-2001 @ 9:48 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I'm sure he'll make the tee with his patented "I Know Johnny Race" Rog....Who is this "Johnny Race" you speak of?????...I know no such person...;) I am Joe...aka Ricky Martin(thanks to Froy)...and I will still give the people what they want!...

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 12-03-2001 @ 9:54 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: Rog....Who is this "Johnny Race" you speak of?????...I know no such person... Sure you do, he's the guy who ends every sentence with 'Rock and Roll!' and who you have to drag out of places because he hangs all over people when he gets drunk. Ringing any bells? I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

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